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StarDust shall live Posted: 08:59 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002241
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it worked for me volke
hope and lightning said:They protect us, nurture us, treat us like we're special, almost like we're pets...to them, we are just pets.


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Catharsis Posted: 10:52 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002338
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On 22-Nov-2007 StarDust shall live said:it worked for me
How many times? Once? Forgive me if I'm skeptical.

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StarDust shall live Posted: 11:00 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002351
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thats the number of girl friend i have had as well
hope and lightning said:They protect us, nurture us, treat us like we're special, almost like we're pets...to them, we are just pets.


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Cataclysm Posted: 11:14 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002378
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Well, when everything fails the get both of you drunk option is still open. You'll come crawling back. They all do.
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Xtreme gamer Posted: 11:23 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002389
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Lol @ Cat.

Give her flowers, nuff said. Thumbs Up


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problemsolver Posted: 14:59 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002616
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^Or... Yeah, not.^

It's best to just make friends first. The flowers advice will quite possibly creep her out. As for asking her to tell her friends to go away for a minute.. could you be a little more obvious and do you honestly think that she's going to spare you? I'm not going to pretend I have any idea how to pick up a girl. I don't have to try, so I've never developed a "game plan".

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Chrusher Posted: 15:43 Nov22 2007 Post ID: 2002672
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On 22-Nov-2007 Divided By Zero said:Think about what you are doing.

You are asking gamers for advice on relationships. Thirteen-year-old gamers, no less, who you'll never meet and therefore have no sure way of trusting. When I read your first post, I felt truly sorry for you, because if you carry on like that you'll never get anywhere in life. If the only people you can trust are complete strangers, I strongly suggest that you turn off your computer, go outside and actually make some friends.

Sorry to put it so bluntly, but if you have to ask complete strangers for advice on how to get a girl, you do not deserve one. And I'm sure many people will agree with me on that one.
Im not 13 and i bet you more than half of people here are not.


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Cataclysm Posted: 01:16 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003068
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Yep, they're mostly older. I guess you win that bet.
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Komodo Posted: 04:21 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003126
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Go up to her and say one of these lines:


- Do you like whales? Coz I've got a humpback at my place.

- Beauty is only a light-switch away...

- *drop ice cube on ground* Now that I've broken the ice, how you doin?

- I'm a guy, you're a girl, let's hook up.

- You're hot. Let's bang.

- *drool* Gahh... Oooohhhhhh.... *drool* (drooling on her is optional)

- I like your dress, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

- Nice shirt, let's bang.



They've done studies... 95% of the time those lines work all the time.
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Volke Posted: 08:29 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003258
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Cataclysm - In the birthday thread I relaised that a large quantity of members were born in 1993/1994. So thirteen or fourteen, basically.

Komodo - Some of those made me laugh.
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Chrusher Posted: 08:39 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003264
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Well many of our members here are older than 13 or 14.


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InvertAlpha Posted: 08:50 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003273
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On 28-Jun-2007 Pandaemonium said:Do a barrel roll.

What, you didn't really expect serious advice, did you?
You did?
Oh.
That or do a cartwheel.
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superblobby Posted: 08:53 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003275
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Love=Insanity Posted: 09:31 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003305
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wow, a little off topic are we? just try to be her friend, slip little notes to her, and ask her out if she gives a good reaction.Thumbs Up
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Cataclysm Posted: 10:49 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003379
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On 23-Nov-2007 Komodo said:Go up to her and say one of these lines:


- Do you like whales? Coz I've got a humpback at my place.

- Beauty is only a light-switch away...

- *drop ice cube on ground* Now that I've broken the ice, how you doin?

- I'm a guy, you're a girl, let's hook up.

- You're hot. Let's bang.

- *drool* Gahh... Oooohhhhhh.... *drool* (drooling on her is optional)

- I like your dress, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.

- Nice shirt, let's bang.



They've done studies... 95% of the time those lines work all the time.
I seem to remember one that had something about a washing machine, but I just won't come to me.

Anyway, I'll use those. Not to pull of course, just for the laughs.
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InvertAlpha Posted: 12:48 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003491
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ok, on topic.

Do a barrel roll.

What, you didn't really expect serious advice, did you?
You did?
Oh
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Repner Posted: 12:50 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003498
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On 23-Nov-2007 InvertAlpha said:ok, on topic.

Do a barrel roll.

What, you didn't really expect serious advice, did you?
You did?
Oh
Well that was original Eh
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Cheat_master_enzo_01 Posted: 13:01 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003534
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Guys, he's 13! Why would he get p***ed at 13? I mean, it wouldn't make him look any better! He don't wanna waste his life on alcohol on a girl...even if she is beautiful...


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Xtreme gamer Posted: 13:04 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003543
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On 23-Nov-2007 Repner said:Well that was original Eh
That was something I;d expect Testvirus101 to say. Smile


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InvertAlpha Posted: 13:06 Nov23 2007 Post ID: 2003548
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On 23-Nov-2007 Xtreme gamer said:That was something I;d expect Testvirus101 to say. Smile
That was what Cez said.
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