how should i say it to her?

It was a show thats like...

I unno, it just used those four Pick up lines. And like, they were the oly four.

Just I was suspicious much.

On 23-Nov-2007 Cross Stinger said:

Pick-up lines do not work. Seen them tried, seen them blow to hell. Just say hello after you happen next to her at the lunch table or comment on what she's doing.

If all else fails, get an iPhone. Like me.

Pick-up lines do work.. Depending upon the line and the sluttiness/blood-alcohol content of the girl.

I hate to tell ya, Crossy, but an iPod does just as well, depending on what you've got on it. Chicks dig guys with good music/movies... lol.

but pick-up lines could become epic phail also. It could ruin your loved one. So sorry, i won't do that lol. and i still haven't said it

complement her on shoes and just walk away

Compliment her shoes?....

On 24-Nov-2007 problemsolver said:

Pick-up lines do work.. Depending upon the line and the sluttiness/blood-alcohol content of the girl.

I hate to tell ya, Crossy, but an iPod does just as well, depending on what you've got on it. Chicks dig guys with good music/movies... lol.

When did you become an expert? There are no exact ways to nab a girl. Each one reuires a cetain tactic. Perhaps it would help if you all thought of girls as boss battles. Learn the patterns, work out the tactic, and attack until the life (Will to resist) is gone.

Man that's good advice. I should be a consultant.

On 21-Nov-2007 SomeWhere said:

As i sit here and write this message to you folks, i am thinking why am i doing this? Because you are the only guys i can trust, because rumors are spreading so fast around my school! That is what i hate about big schools. Anyway, I have a real problem. I have a girl I like who's in like 8th or 9th grade or something(i am in 7th grade, 13 is a sweet age :P) and the first time i saw the girl I couldn't let go of her... So I need some advice how should i say it and start? To start with i was thinking of saying " I want to talk to you" then when i begin i will say"you are beautiful" or something alike... well... ideas? Discuss and well.... that's about it for me! Tell me how to do this please i am shy when i talk to girls and i've had the perfect moment to tell her like 5 times but thought nevermind i leave all of this to you!

If you honestly trust advice from a forum of lifeless geeks at best? Don't. You'll only screw up later down the line.

Later down the line? I didn't think forum advice even got you onto the line.

I meant if he ever got on the line, naturally. Which would require some sort of fluke, you're right.

Some chat-up lines:
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
Are we related? Do you want to be?

Some chat-up lines you must NEVER use:
Hey, you don't sweat much for a fat girl.
So, you're a girl huh?
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

... I'm sorry, were those chat up lines meant to be divided into two seperate groups? They all sounded awful to me.

I agree.

Chat up lines aren't meant to work. They're meant for comical usage.

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I disagree. In the real world, they're extremely useful for being able to tell which guys are never going to get laid.

Yes, take Pikachu101 for example.
Just comment on her hair or whatever and see what happens.

On 28-Nov-2007 Cataclysm said:

When did you become an expert? There are no exact ways to nab a girl. Each one reuires a cetain tactic. Perhaps it would help if you all thought of girls as boss battles. Learn the patterns, work out the tactic, and attack until the life (Will to resist) is gone.

Man that's good advice. I should be a consultant.

I almost found that funny. Keep trying.

Perhaps you haven't noticed, but some members are less active (i.e. me) than others (i.e. you). Meaning I have a life outside the internet. Not to say that you don't...

I do know quite a bit, though I wouldn't call myself an expert.

On 21-Nov-2007 SomeWhere said:

As i sit here and write this message to you folks, i am thinking why am i doing this? Because you are the only guys i can trust, because rumors are spreading so fast around my school! That is what i hate about big schools. Anyway, I have a real problem. I have a girl I like who's in like 8th or 9th grade or something(i am in 7th grade, 13 is a sweet age :P) and the first time i saw the girl I couldn't let go of her... So I need some advice how should i say it and start? To start with i was thinking of saying " I want to talk to you" then when i begin i will say"you are beautiful" or something alike... well... ideas? Discuss and well.... that's about it for me! Tell me how to do this please i am shy when i talk to girls and i've had the perfect moment to tell her like 5 times but thought nevermind i leave all of this to you!

well rumors are spreading fast she would alreay now so it easier

On 28-Nov-2007 SomeWhere said:

but pick-up lines could become epic phail also. It could ruin your loved one. So sorry, i won't do that lol. and i still haven't said it

Oh come on... please?

Please use them... For me? It would be ever so funny.

On 28-Nov-2007 Cataclysm said:

I agree.

Chat up lines aren't meant to work. They're meant for comical usage.

OMFG NO WAI.

It took you now to realise that? Fail Slap, Stop this faggotry.

I've known that since the beginning of time. Which is why I alsways use them.

Fine, your exempt, but Shadow_lord, you still receive yours.