why did you post this here? On a gaming site? There are alot of better places to post this question. Go ask a lady what she wants in a man, maybe it'll be the same.
And how could you only trust complete strangers? That's so stupid it's like watching a buffalo drop a load then eating it. Though I can say if I saw that that it might be funny also.
Great, I'm moving. Who knows when you'll see me again.