Favourite/funny wats you have died in GTA IV

Originally in the San andreas forum, I've decided to make one here.

so, post ways you have died on GTA IV, and noy just 'I got shot' or 'I fell', make sure its either funny, strange, unlucky etc.

I'll start.

next time you are in playboy X's mansion, go outside and stand next to the red gas canister under the barbecue. then shoot it. :D:D

Going up in a helicopter, jumped out, hit Niko's groin on a fence, then bounced onto a nearby parked car.

In an alley.

Jump out of a car and with face first into a cop car and landed on a pole with his groin

I got hit by the helicopters blades and went flying away and hit a speeding car head first and then I got run over by a mini van.

^ that gota hurt (happened to me)

ok i was in a car and hit a super jump full speed in to a cop chopper blew us both but my car whent flyin' in to a big plie of capcar behind me (i had a 6* wonted level)

lol, I dont know wether i had little health or not, but I vaulted a bridge, and the fence hit me between the legs, and I died.

dont blame him either, must ahve hurt like hell, considering it was a pretty large drop.

It was approaching dark, and Mr. Bellic was wondering aimlessly around Hove beach, hysterically terminating the lives, of the innocent civilians that passed. As the night drained on, Niko became increasingly bored, and was tedius of seeing the soon to become lifeless corpses bounce off the bonet of his fancy, elegant Turismo.

It struck 10, and Niko pulled out the Cell Phone that bulged out of the right trouser pocket, which he'd bought from Russian's earlier that morning, with the money he earned from popping caps, in asses. The dial tnone sounded, as he called his cousin Roman, to see if he wanted to travel down to the strip club, to get abit of action.

Due to Niko's immense ability, along with the impeccible handling of the Turismo, he picked Roman up from his 'crib', and we headed on down. As they climbed out of the perfectly parked car, they were met, by the tough looking guard, dressed in black, who welcomed them into the club.

Walking around inside, aroused by the intense actoin going on inside, Roman went off on his own. Many, many sluts approached, but none suited the style, and standard expected, of the money he was wiling to pay, so he wondered, and finally, spotted the girl he wanted to watch get jiggy with it.

Basically, he walked up the stairs, was told to get out, killed some peeps, blew up some cars, got a few cuts, and died.

A police car squished me :(

i was in the star junction race and on the last lap at the begining of the course and i had to turn a tight slight less than hairpin turn, i was about to drift round it when 2nd place over took me, so i thought im going to shoot you, he over shot the corner by quite a bit so i pressed L1, unluckily i had a grenade, but i threw it out just as i skidded round, but as i was skidding the other 4 racers crashed into me and we all ended up in a pile, and well id dropped the grenade, it was in the middle of us, and i think you know what happend next

« Last edited by Shave ya Head on May 13th 2008 »

Nope. Thrill me.

On 13-May-2008 Shave ya Head said:

i was in the star junction race and on the last lap at the begining of the course and i had to turn a tight slight less than hairpin turn, i was about to drift round it when 2nd place over took me, so i thought im going to shoot you, he over shot the corner by quite a bit so i pressed L1, unluckily i had a grenade, but i threw it out just as i skidded round, but as i was skidding the other 4 racers crashed into me and we all ended up in a pile, and well id dropped the grenade, it was in the middle of us, and i think you know what happend next

errrmm a guess a big bang???

Kaboom, it killed me so i failed the race, but i won it the next time, problem is i havent had a race since, every time i phone brucie he says theres not one going on, so i threw him off a building in anger.

I got two
1. I was in a police helicoptor and was flying through algonquin, My blades hit a building once and broke, this happens alot with no damage to Niko so I thought nothing of it, but my chopper did a nose dive and exploded, right in the middle of rushhour traffic.
2. I was in a fight with four star cops, They were approximately ten feet away, I thought I had my pistol out, but it was a grenade. I tried to take a quick shot but I dropped a grenade instead. When I realized this I tried to run but something was blocking me on all sides,I am guessing you know what happened to Niko.The blast didn't even take out a single cop :(

i ran away from the cops and had a little bit of heath left. and i decided to start a fist fight with a guy on the street and he punched me and i died

ohh yay, finally i found atopic to say it, I climbed on a bus stop being silly and said to my step dad look suicide messing around jumped off and before i landed a car took me out

i gwan fe jacobs place an an old pimp dat looked like badman smacked I an I aroond da head mon. rhaatid.

^ pardon

Also, i thought like san andreas you would jump and live in water so i did it off the bridge and died :(

i woz in a helicopter flying around and i hit a building and the tail broke off!!! so i jumped out had a bit of health left then a cop car ran me over :(

I hate it when people run you ove ive died many times like that

justtryed to land on the statue of happiness...jumped out,landed then the rotor blades sent me flying!