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101 ways to get kicked out of WAL-MART!!

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marielue5 Posted: 17:12 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237409
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Go to overweight people's carts, and start taking the fattening stuff out of their cart saying you dont need that.


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coachcline Posted: 17:16 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237414
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Put some slow-dry paint on yer hand an' slap all tha female casheir's butts as you run by.

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marielue5 Posted: 17:20 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237425
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On 12-May-2008 coachcline said:Put some slow-dry paint on yer hand an' slap all tha female casheir's butts as you run by.
Haha^^

Put a Caution wet Floor sign on a carpeted area.
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coachcline Posted: 17:24 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237435
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Get a magazine with hot pics of bikini babes an' masturbate in tha middle of tha store.

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spiritwolf15 Posted: 17:32 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237454
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Blind the cashier by taking his/her picture multiple times with the flash on.
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imaloony8.0 Posted: 20:31 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237690
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Have a shoping cart drag race ;D

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cheating-is-good Posted: 21:51 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237825
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Look up into the camera, and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
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latiasfinder Posted: 22:19 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237856
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-snorts-

Pour some yellow gatorade on the floor and stand by it looking suspicious.

Stab holes in a cereal box, run up to a little kid with a manic look in your eyes, and yell; I'M THE CEREAL KILLER!

Roll around the ground when the PA comes on and scream; THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!

Run around the store with a cart and crash into other people.

Go hide in the camping area of the store and throw things a people who come too close.

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qwertyuio Posted: 22:45 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237867
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The place is called Wal-Mart. Tear down there wals with a wrecking ball!!
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Mr.Clueless Posted: 23:00 May12 2008 Post ID: 2237883
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Go into the camping section, and make like you're actually going to camp there.

Go up to all of the clerks, and ask if you can help them.

Take a blanket, and a pillow, and lie down to go to sleep on one of the checkout counters.

Ask the clerk where the drive-through is.
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marielue5 Posted: 14:41 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238415
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Get a hershey candy bar, take it with you to the bathroom. Then proceed to make noises while on the toilet, and before you get up and leave crumble the hershey's and put it on the ground.

When you get up to wash your hands say "ohhhh that felt good"
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Birdcharmer Posted: 14:46 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238420
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i din't take time to read if anyone put this one but move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area... stupid one
edit: o you know how they have the giant bouncy ball in the cage tower thing? well climb it and be king kong

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cheating-is-good Posted: 16:55 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238855
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Run around and hum the mission impossible theme song, lol.
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Cross Stinger Posted: 17:04 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238882
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Walk through the store with Teamsters leaflets.
cheating-is-good Posted: 17:16 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238916
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^ O_o...

Sing Sr.Mixalot's song "I like big butts" over the intercom.
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Axel64 Posted: 17:46 May13 2008 Post ID: 2238989
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Grab a football and run through the main aisles and have a friend come and tackle you from the side aisles

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other person was trying to take your _____

Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap

Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"


If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming

Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."


Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."


Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

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coachcline Posted: 15:33 May14 2008 Post ID: 2239952
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Get a water gun an' go around shootin' eveyone in tha crotch an' say "Gross, you peed on yourself!"

Ask a cashier where somethin' is an' when they tell you walk away an' wait a couple minutes an' go back an' ask 'em again over an' over many times til they scream at you.

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tbug2007 Posted: 16:15 May14 2008 Post ID: 2240015
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Tell them to pack your buggy. Then if they don't, give them a rubber check.

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Da Jakester3 Posted: 16:17 May14 2008 Post ID: 2240020
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Put condoms in random people's carts when they ain't looking >=D

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coachcline Posted: 16:26 May14 2008 Post ID: 2240043
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Buy somethin' an' take it to tha counter an' after they ring it up ask tha casheir if you can borrow tha money ta pay fer it.

Go into tha games section an' get a game an' tha system it goes on outta tha case then take it to a TV an' start playin' it. Then when someone asks what yer doin', tell 'em "I'm play testing it!"

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