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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:11 Aug18 2013
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I put a Shield Of Boringness around the hill so no one even cares about it.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 13:49 Aug18 2013
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Avoid the Noid.
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It only makes me more interested in the hill. So I have you arrested and sent to Arkham Asylum.
My Hill
My Hill
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:29 Aug20 2013
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I escape from Arkham with the help of Joker, Penguin, Catwoman, Riddler, Two-Face, Poison Ivy, Bane, and Mr. Freeze, then we all come and wreak havoc on you. Then Batman, Robin, and Batgirl show up and recapture all of them, leaving me free (since I am not a supervillain) to reclaim the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 22:36 Aug20 2013
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False! You forgot about Nightwing who captures you.
My Hill!
My Hill!
CrypticWizard Posted: 21:09 Aug21 2013
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Nightwing is awesome but even he is helpless against my awesome magic.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 00:43 Aug22 2013
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I make Harry Potter cast a spell on you that makes you infatuated with One Direction and you go screaming off the hill to go see their concert.
My Hill
My Hill
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:38 Aug22 2013
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All the magic in the world could not make like One Direction. I cast a spell on you that fills your head with nothing but them so they are you can think about, and thus you totally forget all about the hill.
My hill.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Aug 24th 2013 »
My hill.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Aug 24th 2013 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 12:27 Aug22 2013
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All I can think about is smashing all their cds then I come back to the hill and have Stewie Griffin beat you up.
My Hill.
My Hill.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:30 Aug23 2013
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I grab Stewie by his football-shaped head and punt him off the hill. You'll need to do better than that.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 14:47 Aug23 2013
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I bring in the Terminator wearing one of those armored mech suits from Avatar and he throws you off the hill. You land near Stewie who beats you with a golf club saying "Where's my money?"
My Hill
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My Hill
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Matt77 Posted: 06:38 Aug24 2013
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I simply push you off the hill.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:15 Aug24 2013
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I open an exit portal above you, then put an entry portal under you, so you get caught in and endless portal loop, making it impossible for you to keep me from taking the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 13:38 Aug24 2013
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I bring Glados from portal to make you all sad and tell you lies and while you are screaming for cake I carry you off the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:40 Aug25 2013
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I return to the hill with a cake but I refuse to share it with you and run from the hill crying "I want some cake!"
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 15:32 Aug25 2013
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No I knew the cake was a lie so come beck there and throw you off the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:10 Aug26 2013
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I tell you that I will let you keep the hill if you can answer this riddle:
Why is a raven like a writing desk? (No fair Googling it)
Until then, my hill.
Why is a raven like a writing desk? (No fair Googling it)
Until then, my hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 15:53 Aug26 2013
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They are not alike.
My Hill(next time try something more original then Alice in Wonderland)
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My Hill(next time try something more original then Alice in Wonderland)
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:23 Aug27 2013
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The correct answer is "Because Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both." Since you didn't solve it, you don't get the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 12:35 Aug27 2013
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I kill you because Bing is F*cking awful at answering riddles
My Hill
My Hill
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:39 Aug28 2013
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You don't deserve the hill because you used Bing to try and get the answer.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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