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KingofCorn Posted: 15:20 Sep19 2013
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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I come at you with full force. I (wearing ear plugs) have 200 Volgans reading different poems over an intercom. Then I have Marvin shoot you with a POV gun. Finally with your defenses down I grab two katanas and make a scissor at your neck. I then shout Esto es para eliminar Fallout!(Translate it) and then chop off your head.
My Hill Beeotch!
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My Hill Beeotch!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:54 Sep22 2013
Post ID: 3274926
CrypticWizard
Most Cryptic Of All Wizards
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Just before you did that I activated the improbability drive. Now the Volgans (who are like Vogons) are speaking pure gibberish, Marvin's POV gun works in reverse (making him as silly and optimistic as me), and your katana (of which the plural is katana and not katanas) are made out of foam rubber, so they fail to penetrate my neck. I take this opportunity to activate my Contingency spell, which takes only a mental command, blowing you, Marvin, the Vogons (and the Volgans, too) off the hill and 66,472,823 miles into space.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 01:12 Sep23 2013
Post ID: 3275013
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
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Post Likes: 615
I come up to you with a wooden case containing two identical single shot pistols. I challenge you to a duel and you accept. We walk 20 paces and turn. Your gun misfires and I shoot you right between the eyes.
My Hill Esto es para eliminar Fallout!
My Hill Esto es para eliminar Fallout!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:23 Sep23 2013
Post ID: 3275083
CrypticWizard
Most Cryptic Of All Wizards
Posts: 14,038
Post Likes: 226
Post Likes: 226
Your gun was loaded with blanks, so I survive. I then draw my twin katana and challenge you to a sword fight, which I of course win because I just do. Deal with it.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 13:03 Sep23 2013
Post ID: 3275107
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
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Post Likes: 615
I launch a MOAB at you and you don't survive.
My Hill Esto es para eliminar Fallout!
My Hill Esto es para eliminar Fallout!
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:45 Sep25 2013
Post ID: 3275577
CrypticWizard
Most Cryptic Of All Wizards
Posts: 14,038
Post Likes: 226
Post Likes: 226
I unleash a barrage of magical spells at you, the like of which you have never seen before (and never will again).
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 14:44 Sep25 2013
Post ID: 3275596
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I surprise you by making this my 2,500th post after only 3 months. You are blown away with amazement.
My Hill. 7,500 to go!
My Hill. 7,500 to go!
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:04 Oct02 2013
Post ID: 3276968
CrypticWizard
Most Cryptic Of All Wizards
Posts: 14,038
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Post Likes: 226
I'm not impressed because I have over 6,000 posts and yawn as you try to blow me off the hill with your piddling 2,500 posts.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 17:43 Oct02 2013
Post ID: 3276990
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
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Post Likes: 615
I bet you only had 700 posts in three months and you run crying off the hill.
My Hill.
My Hill.
CrypticWizard Posted: 16:16 Oct03 2013
Post ID: 3277487
CrypticWizard
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Post Likes: 226
You lose the bet because I had more than that after three months, and for winning the bet I claim the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 16:50 Oct03 2013
Post ID: 3277513
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Post Likes: 615
I challenge you to a MVP competition held in general chat and you lose because you never post anywhere but forum games.
My Hill.
My Hill.
Street Kombat Posted: 16:46 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288677
Street Kombat
Posts: 803
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I sneak up behind you and rounhouse kick you off the hill.
My hill (though I'm a little surprised CW hasn't tried to claim the hill again).
Plug in and power up!
My hill (though I'm a little surprised CW hasn't tried to claim the hill again).
Plug in and power up!
KingofCorn Posted: 18:09 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288705
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
The smart surrender. The smarter fight. I shoot you from 500 meters with a Barret 50. Cal.
My hill.
My hill.
Street Kombat Posted: 18:33 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288725
Street Kombat
Posts: 803
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Post Likes: 9
I trap your bullet in a vitriolic sphere and send it back at you.
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
KingofCorn Posted: 18:35 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288728
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
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Post Likes: 615
I use the force to crush your windpipe.
My hill.(You better watch out. Some of my strategies are quite extreme.)
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My hill.(You better watch out. Some of my strategies are quite extreme.)
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Street Kombat Posted: 19:12 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288774
Street Kombat
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Some Jedi observe you using a dark side Force power and they attack and kill you.
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
KingofCorn Posted: 21:02 Nov19 2013
Post ID: 3288803
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I kick you down the hill.
My Hill.
My Hill.
Street Kombat Posted: 17:15 Nov21 2013
Post ID: 3289214
Street Kombat
Posts: 803
Post Likes: 9
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I duck under your kick and uppercut you off the hill.
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
KingofCorn Posted: 18:37 Nov21 2013
Post ID: 3289247
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I stab you in the eye with a fork.
My Hill.
My Hill.
Matt77 Posted: 18:11 Nov22 2013
Post ID: 3289457
Matt77
The Chosen One
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Post Likes: 275
I vaporize all 3 of you then claim my hill.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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