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KingofCorn Posted: 01:58 Nov30 2013
Post ID: 3290730
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I kill you with a watch.
My Hill.
My Hill.
Matt77 Posted: 03:37 Nov30 2013
Post ID: 3290750
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
I laugh with amusement as you have been killing many copies of me. I would never be stupid enough to show myself to anyone. I then send 1 clone for every post you've made to come and kill you.
My hill soon.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill soon.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Street Kombat Posted: 13:21 Nov30 2013
Post ID: 3290809
Street Kombat
Posts: 803
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Post Likes: 9
I use physics to disprove the existence of the hill, so you walk away from the spot of land you thought was a hill. I then build I real hill there and claim it, leaving the physics equation visible so everyone will think the hill is not real.
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
My hill.
Plug in and power up!
Matt77 Posted: 19:14 Nov30 2013
Post ID: 3290870
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
You just told me that the hill is real. So I kill you with a laptop.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 23:59 Nov30 2013
Post ID: 3290928
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I poison every person in the universe and I'm the only person who took the one and only antidote. With everyone dead(and I mean everyone but me) I claim the hill.
My hill.
My hill.
Matt77 Posted: 18:14 Dec03 2013
Post ID: 3291440
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
This is weird. Where did my post go?
The real me is currently in a parallel universe and because your poison poisons everyone in your universe, it doesn't affect me. I send my clones back to kill you. They succeed and claim the hill.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
The real me is currently in a parallel universe and because your poison poisons everyone in your universe, it doesn't affect me. I send my clones back to kill you. They succeed and claim the hill.
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 01:23 Dec04 2013
Post ID: 3291502
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I murder everyone of your clones.
My hill.
My hill.
Matt77 Posted: 02:04 Dec04 2013
Post ID: 3291520
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
But you're dead.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 11:30 Dec04 2013
Post ID: 3291565
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I come back to life and kill the original you.
My hill.
My hill.
Matt77 Posted: 17:32 Dec04 2013
Post ID: 3291600
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
You don't know where I am. So it creates a paradox which erases you from history. I then send my invincible clones to the hill, guarding the paradox and 5 clones on every planet in all universes.
My Hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My Hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 20:24 Dec04 2013
Post ID: 3291631
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I transfer my soul to someone else and then I methodically kill each of you clones. Then I take the hill for myself.
My hill.
My hill.
Matt77 Posted: 03:22 Dec05 2013
Post ID: 3291669
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
More of my clones kill you.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 12:00 Dec05 2013
Post ID: 3291718
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I transfer again and kill some more of your clones.
My hill.
My hill.
Matt77 Posted: 17:28 Dec05 2013
Post ID: 3291762
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
I need a new plan. This is getting boring.
I create a paradox where it is impossible for you to:
- Try to disable the paradox.
- Post to disprove the paradox.
- Transfer again.
- Create a paradox.
And 17 other points.
I then send more clones to kill you. They succeed so it's...
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
I create a paradox where it is impossible for you to:
- Try to disable the paradox.
- Post to disprove the paradox.
- Transfer again.
- Create a paradox.
And 17 other points.
I then send more clones to kill you. They succeed so it's...
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 17:50 Dec05 2013
Post ID: 3291797
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I consult God while I'm in heaven about how you are trying to destroy the universe with clones and paradoxes so he smites you and your clones. I then return to a new Earth with Gods help and I make a new hill.
My Hill.
« Last edited by KingofCorn on Dec 5th 2013 »
My Hill.
« Last edited by KingofCorn on Dec 5th 2013 »
Matt77 Posted: 06:59 Dec06 2013
Post ID: 3291869
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
But one of my 21 points prevents you from asking God or any gods for assistance. You are instantly killed.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 00:50 Dec07 2013
Post ID: 3291998
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
Then I destroy the entire everything.
Game Over.
Game Over.
CrypticWizard Posted: 13:40 Dec08 2013
Post ID: 3292265
CrypticWizard
Most Cryptic Of All Wizards
Posts: 14,038
Post Likes: 226
Post Likes: 226
Okay, guys, you are getting ridiculous. For this reason and this reason only, I use my powers that either of you or clones of you or even your consciousness comes within 5 feet of any part of the hill, you will be blasted into oblivion, never to return.
MY HILL!
MY HILL!
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 17:31 Dec08 2013
Post ID: 3292322
Matt77
The Chosen One
Posts: 16,093
Post Likes: 275
Post Likes: 275
But one of my 21 points prevents anyone from doing that. The paradox erases you from history.
My hill.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
My hill.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
KingofCorn Posted: 00:57 Dec09 2013
Post ID: 3292408
KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
Posts: 16,679
Post Likes: 615
Post Likes: 615
I destroy the 21 points.
My hill.
My hill.
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