How Do You Tell Her You Love Her?

Not to mention the 18+ who actually know what they're talking about and still want to see you fail.

There are those who are 17 that fall into that category, as well.

You tell her that your pistol is loaded. If you know what I mean.

Ok fine...Do what Cataclysm said. xD

On 23-Jan-2009 CurryMonster said:

From experience, I know that it does work, but only if you actually know the girl and have known her for some time. Picking out a random slut from across the dancefloor will not work.

That'll end up with a baby popping out in 9 months if she doesn't abort the pregnancy.

Popping out?
My god i hate that phrase.

Would that be because it's nothing like what actually happens?

On 22-Jan-2009 PhilXZ said:

Go up to her and say, "I effing love you!!!!!!!! OMFGWTFBBQ yesh!"

What happens next.....well......I hope you have insurance.

No Phil, just... no.

That's a guaranteed way to get a wedgie and your entire Pokemon card collection flushed down the toilet. In future lets try to keep the fail joke, sociophobe-type comments to yourself.

I agree with Mr. Mourez on this very rare occasion.

However, it's not a huge stretch to imagine SC actually doing that.

This might look long but READ it! your going to be thanking me.


Whatever you do, please don't tell her you love her...Yet, well at least don't let it be serious. Just play around with her. Be nice but not too nice, flirt a little so she doesn't think of you as "just a friend". Smile at her a lot. Hang out with her, but not too much. Be sure to give her hugs! Lots of hugs. Then you ask her out on a date, you will eventually start a relationship (that is if your not too chicken). Then that would be the time that you can let her know you love her, but for now play it safe, don't go to fast take it slow, and for now be cool and pretend like you don't want her, what I mean by that is don't let her know your too interested because girls love to work for their man, they don't like "easy" guys. Sorry bro but right now your sounding kind of "easy" BigNose. Hope this helped!

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On 27-Jan-2009 Cyberrich said:

This might look long but READ it! your going to be thanking me.


Whatever you do, please don't tell her you love her...Yet, well at least don't let it be serious. Just play around with her. Be nice but not too nice, flirt a little so she doesn't think of you as "just a friend". Smile at her a lot. Hang out with her, but not too much. Be sure to give her hugs! Lots of hugs. Then you ask her out on a date, you will eventually start a relationship (that is if your not too chicken). Then that would be the time that you can let her know you love her, but for now play it safe, don't go to fast take it slow, and for now be cool and pretend like you don't want her, what I mean by that is don't let her know your too interested because girls love to work for their man, they don't like "easy" guys. Sorry bro but right now your sounding kind of "easy" BigNose. Hope this helped!

Congratulations, you are the first to take this thread seriously.

But thats like exactly what I do. :p

Threads like this aren't worth taking seriously. I've tried.

On 27-Jan-2009 problemsolver said:

Threads like this aren't worth taking seriously. I've tried.

I think we all have at one point or another. Accept maybe for Cez. He always provides good jokes here.

On 27-Jan-2009 qwertyuio said:

I think we all have at one point or another. Accept maybe for Cez. He always provides good jokes here.

Even Cez has tried a couple times. Without much success, I might add.

On 27-Jan-2009 qwertyuio said:

I think we all have at one point or another. Accept maybe for Cez. He always provides good jokes here.

Except possibly?

Think about what you're all saying: "I recognize that a person posting on a Gaming forum is having issues with his relationship/lack of one and realize that this is a serious issue that is worth my time to address in a manner that does not provide me amusement of any sort". If you agree to these terms of service, you may continue to post in this thread in a serious manner. If you don't: Congratulations, you're normal.

On 28-Jan-2009 problemsolver said:

Even Cez has tried a couple times. Without much success, I might add.

Without success? That's a laugh. My first post in this thread was an accurate account of true events that actually happened. The girl sitting on my left as I type this is proof that it works, and that I have plenty of success.

However, if I misinterpreted and you actually meant I usually don't succeed at taking this sort of thread seriously, you're pretty much right. This is the best content SC ever gets, but it's so ridiculous it simply can't be taken as anything other than a joke.

You did misinterpret, and I understand, completely.

A while back every time I saw this sort of thread (sometimes 2 or 3 times a day) I went ahead and gave the best advice I could think of working off the information given. People actually started requesting my help on such matters, but I gave up...

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wait a year and a half, move halfway across canada, tell them over msn, then wait another year and a half (and counting) until you can see them again. It TECHNICALLY worked for me...
(But in truthful honesty they probably have the same problem you do.)

Thanks for your help guys.

I just assume that they already know that I love them, and then I act on that assumption and start kissing them. Then, if they slap me in the face, I realize that they must be a sadomasochist, so I punch them in the kidney and dropkick them off a bridge. But only after recording my home number in their cell phone so that they can call me to tell me how much they love me upon washing ashore.

Notice: Probably won't work.

That works every time. Guaranteed.

See signature for waiver.