Then find one. >3
Tactical - Slow karts with High accel, handling, and off road. Usually driven by light characters.
All-Around - Well balanced karts that have a fair mix of top speed, accel, and handling. Usually driven by a medium weight character or a Cruiser (like Wiggler).
Heavy - High speed karts that focus on high weight and top speed. Usually driven by Heavy characters.
Honey Queen - Heavy
Pipe Frame - All around
Slicks - Heavy
Honey Queen - Heavy
Gold Standard - All around
Mushroom Tires - All around