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If the first letter of your username is:
A: The Bomb Guardian
B: The Jump Guardian
C: The Boost Guardian
D: The Grapple Guardian
E: The Spider Guardian
F: The Power Bomb Guardian
G: The Ing
H: A Hunter Ing
I: An Inglet
J: An Ingstorm
K: A Warrior Ing
L: Amorbis
M: Emperor Ing
N: Chykka
O: The Alpha Blogg
P: An Ingsmasher
Q: I
R: The Metroids
S: Dark Samus
T: Samus Aran
U: Quadraxis
V: A Pirate Trooper
W: A Pirate Commando
X: A Pirate Aerotrooper
Y: A Pirate Grenadier
Z: A Preed
0: The War Wasps
1: The Shriekbats
2: The Grenchlers
3: The Lumites
4: A Pillbug
5: The Splinters
6: A Kralee
7: A Brizgee
8: The Shredders
9: A Quad CM & Quad MB

If the month you were born in is:
January: died in one shot because of
February: arm-wrestled with
March: didn't move while
April: got sued by
May: absorbed the soul of
June: almost killed
July: passed on a deadly disease to
August: scared the bageebas out of
September: took a long time to beat because of
October: fell off a cliff and landed on
November: transformed into
December: looks like

If the first letter of your real name is:
9: the Bomb Guardian
8: the Jump Guardian
7: the Boost Guardian
6: the Grapple Guardian
5: the Spider Guardian
4: the Power Bomb Guardian
3: the Ing
2: a Hunter Ing
1: an Inglet
0: an Ingstorm
Z: a Warrior Ing
Y: Amorbis
X: Emperor Ing
W: Chykka
V: the Alpha Blogg
U: an Ingsmasher
T: me
S: the Metroids
R: Dark Samus
Q: Samus Aran
P: Quadraxis
O: a Pirate Trooper
N: a Pirate Commando
M: a Pirate Aerotrooper
L: a Pirate Grenadier
K: a Preed
J: the War Wasps
I: the Shriekbats
H: the Grenchlers
G: the Lumites
F: a Pillbug
E: the Splinters
D: a Kralee
C: a Brizgee
B: the Shredders
A: a Quad CM & Quad MB

If the day you were born on is:
1: to raise money for the Magmoor Caverns Charity.
2: because they were commanded to by the Chozo Ruins God.
3: in a small car in Phazon Mines.
4: to attempt to rule the Agon Wastes.
5: to buy the last copy of the game.
6: while trying to hide in Tallon Overwold.
7: in the middle of the night.
8: recorded it and posted it on YouTube.
9: and screamed like a little girl.
10: and died.
11: so they could team up.
12: to get to the end boss.
13: to get money for a Wii.
14: but it was stopped halfway through.
15: and it scarred [second character] for life.
16: because they were incredibly drunk.
17: because they were insane.
18: while imitating Quadraxis.
19: while running.
20: so [first character] could lose weight.
21: so they could fight Chykka.
22: and then everyone on SuperCheats laughed at them.
23: and they teamed up with Amorbis.
24: while [second character] was drunk.
25: to get to the Torvus Bog.
26: so they were arrested.
27: because [second character] stole [first character]'s iPod.
28: to get to the Sanctuary Fortress.
29: because [first character] had terrible diarrhea.
30: while on the toilet.
31: in the Impact Crater.

Put them all together to make your sentence.

« Last edited by sheiny on Nov 16th 2006 »

What is the "T" in 'First letter in your name'? you left it with an 'I'

It was supposed to say I, but I guess it should say me to be grammatically correct. Try it now!

mmm lets see... The Jump Guardian almost killed me because they were insane... it still dosen't sound right...

lol, geez - then change they to it...
"The Jump Guardian almost killed me because it was insane."
I dunno, you just got a bad combo...
Make up your own if ya want!