Who has the best pokemon team?

argh i'm a bit depressed, but i stil come to these forums for some reason ?!?!?!?! this is so sad... i'm so sad... (keeps going) argh this has gota be da 3rd day without sleep... i'm on a roll...

lets see... we're not rating... but i'm stil gona critisize everyone's team like the crap teams they are n e wai...

ss5 - you didn't post one, so you get 0/10 XDDDDD (sue me)

rukario - well... since i dunno wat rukario's stats are, i can't exactli go and say it's a crap set... wait sorry i spoke too soon, your set for rukario is stupid n e wai man... even if rukario was real, he'd be a steel/fighting type; wtf are u doing giving it a full on spesh set? ( oh~~~ not new at emerald my ****~~~) man u deserve this... here i go~~

rukario: judging from it being steel/fighting type, yer moveset is poor

deoxys-E: for the last time, i'm going to tell people not to put extreme speed on DEOXYS FRIGGIN E, ITS FRIGGIN DEOXYS E, U THINK IT NEES TO BE N E FKN FASTER??? *ahem* other than psychic, the rest of the moves = plain waste of deoxy's stats...

groudon - meh, wat can i say, u probabli like blast better than ruption...

kyogre - i don't know why waterfall and earthquake's there, someone explain why quake's there, my logic is failing me... wait i think i saw dive... no ... i must be imagining fooked up movesets again...

ray - whats dragon move? so rayquaza moves? sweet, give it a proper attack (lets assume it's claw ok... geesh..."i'm not new at emerald" my foot liaoz...) oh, and look it has shadow rush, WHY DOES RAY HAVE SHADOW RUSH U IDIOT??? STOP MAKING GOOD POKES LOOK SHYT

jirachi - *sweat* dragon move again, dude i dunno if u hacked it or wat, but jirachi dun want no stupid dragon move no matter how good it was; coz jirachi aint an offensive type (it aint even that powerful) blizzard isn't that much of a bad idea if u put it der becoz of why i think u did (but seeing as u have thunder there, i doubt u did it according to how i thot it)

no where near new regarding pokemon huh... sheesh i rkn yer new as a human being...

btw, bronx's team's stats might be at a disadvantage, but it's stil easy for his team to wipe this one's butt (now that u've posted the movesets ... it's too easy...) your pokes maybe stronger naturali, but bronx's team has much better movesets ... ... if u win with this team it'll be becoz u lucked out or bronx got jinxed hard... and have very bad luck...

celebilord's team - erm...

latios - n e thing, as long as it's not water sports... even surf's better... oh u don't have calm mind... get that !!!!

sceptile - is... meant to be special, but wat ever... if u wana replace dig u could just get earthquake which is stronger (but no one does dat) duzn't look like sceptile's gona be on yer permanent team... u better breed for a new one... this one's such a slave...

mew - is so fresh~

deoxys - is just as fresh~

lugia - also smells so fresh~

slaking - well, wat can i say; STOP MAKING GOOD POKEMON HM SLAVES, ITS CALLED LILOON, LIILOOOOOON, GET ONE AND TEACH IT EVERYTHING... far out slacking with 2 hms... (rock smash might be alrite sometimes but cut.......... 2nd thot, rock smash isn't alrite either)

blehz, i'm stil a sad kunt despite i know i'm right

On 02-Jun-2005 Fwank said:

argh i'm a bit depressed, but i stil come to these forums for some reason ?!?!?!?! this is so sad... i'm so sad... (keeps going) argh this has gota be da 3rd day without sleep... i'm on a roll...

lets see... we're not rating... but i'm stil gona critisize everyone's team like the crap teams they are n e wai...

ss5 - you didn't post one, so you get 0/10 XDDDDD (sue me)

rukario - well... since i dunno wat rukario's stats are, i can't exactli go and say it's a crap set... wait sorry i spoke too soon, your set for rukario is stupid n e wai man... even if rukario was real, he'd be a steel/fighting type; wtf are u doing giving it a full on spesh set? ( oh~~~ not new at emerald my ****~~~) man u deserve this... here i go~~

rukario: judging from it being steel/fighting type, yer moveset is poor

deoxys-E: for the last time, i'm going to tell people not to put extreme speed on DEOXYS FRIGGIN E, ITS FRIGGIN DEOXYS E, U THINK IT NEES TO BE N E FKN FASTER??? *ahem* other than psychic, the rest of the moves = plain waste of deoxy's stats...

groudon - meh, wat can i say, u probabli like blast better than ruption...

kyogre - i don't know why waterfall and earthquake's there, someone explain why quake's there, my logic is failing me... wait i think i saw dive... no ... i must be imagining fooked up movesets again...

ray - whats dragon move? so rayquaza moves? sweet, give it a proper attack (lets assume it's claw ok... geesh..."i'm not new at emerald" my foot liaoz...) oh, and look it has shadow rush, WHY DOES RAY HAVE SHADOW RUSH U IDIOT??? STOP MAKING GOOD POKES LOOK SHYT

jirachi - *sweat* dragon move again, dude i dunno if u hacked it or wat, but jirachi dun want no stupid dragon move no matter how good it was; coz jirachi aint an offensive type (it aint even that powerful) blizzard isn't that much of a bad idea if u put it der becoz of why i think u did (but seeing as u have thunder there, i doubt u did it according to how i thot it)

no where near new regarding pokemon huh... sheesh i rkn yer new as a human being...

btw, bronx's team's stats might be at a disadvantage, but it's stil easy for his team to wipe this one's butt (now that u've posted the movesets ... it's too easy...) your pokes maybe stronger naturali, but bronx's team has much better movesets ... ... if u win with this team it'll be becoz u lucked out or bronx got jinxed hard... and have very bad luck...

celebilord's team - erm...

latios - n e thing, as long as it's not water sports... even surf's better... oh u don't have calm mind... get that !!!!

sceptile - is... meant to be special, but wat ever... if u wana replace dig u could just get earthquake which is stronger (but no one does dat) duzn't look like sceptile's gona be on yer permanent team... u better breed for a new one... this one's such a slave...

mew - is so fresh~

deoxys - is just as fresh~

lugia - also smells so fresh~

slaking - well, wat can i say; STOP MAKING GOOD POKEMON HM SLAVES, ITS CALLED LILOON, LIILOOOOOON, GET ONE AND TEACH IT EVERYTHING... far out slacking with 2 hms... (rock smash might be alrite sometimes but cut.......... 2nd thot, rock smash isn't alrite either)

blehz, i'm stil a sad kunt despite i know i'm right

Yeah I will sue you and take you out of house and home. XD

well i'm new hir, so be easy on me

Blaziken lvl86
Slash
Sky Uppercut
FlameThrower
Bulk Up

Gyarados lvl86
Hyper Beam
Surf
Ice Beam
Thunder Bolt

Alakazam lvl85
Psychic
Recover
Calm Mind
Shock Wave

Machamp lvl88
CrossChop
Vital Throw
Bulk Up
Strength

Bellossom lvl85
SolarBeam
Cut
Moonlight
Petal Dance

Swellow lvl70
Fly
Aerial Ace
Wing Attack
Agility

man these forums get updated fast; even tho fiared's already nearing it's 10000 post count, this forum is rocketing hard...

erm lets see ... alrity

gyarados could be better... might i ask why gyarados has those moves? (first time i've seen a boltbeam gyara...)

no need for shock wave, for got bolt, and if u could u'd rather replace recover with another offensive special move, your call

i'm sure there are better moves that machamp can have.... i just can't remember n e of em rite now...

... and swellow's too patriotic; give it some moves that aint flying type and keep which ever u like out of fly/a.ace (u could keep agility if u want, but swellows dun do dat bad in that department... kinda)

... er dun fink this is team rating forums, just team boasting, dats all (team boasting and critisizing)

THE BEST GYARADOS:
Atk EV 252/Spd EV 252
Nature: Adament
~Dragon Dance
~Earthquake
~Hidden Power(flying)
~Tuant

That is a good move set for a Gyarados.

Calm Mind? Ok, I'll try. Plus that earthquake sounds ok. I have a pretty good team then? Sweet! I can kick Steven's @$$ that way.

On 02-Jun-2005 GamerJustinShiel said:

That's a good team, but I got so many lv100s, here is a team that could counter it.

Camerupt: Kyogre using surf/water spout, x4=kill.

Milotic: Kyogre with thunder or mewtwo with thunderbolt, or both cause I operate by doubles.

Sceptile: Moltres with flamethrower/fire blast/heat wave/overheat, take your pick.

Rayquaza: Mewtwo's ice beam x4 = 380 power + special attack = a big kill.

Latios: With calm mind, I'll go physical with bug and ghost attacks like shadow ball and megahorn for a fast ko.

Machamp: A single psychic from mewtwo would kill at least 3 machamps-worth of hp.

Here is the team I would use:

Mewtwo lv100
@Twistedspoon
Psychic
Thunderbolt
Flamethrower
Ice Beam

Kyogre lv100
@Sea Insence
Surf
Sheer Cold
Water Spout
Thunder

Moltres lv100
@Charcoal
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Heat Wave
Overheat

Deoxys lv100
@Spell Tag
Shadow Ball
Psychic
Psycho Boost
Cosmic Power

Heracross
@Leichi Berry
Mega Horn
Reversal
Brick Break
Bulk Up

Groudon lv100
@Soft Sand
Earthquake
Eruption
Fissure
Solar Beam

Gamer J, that team is worse than bronco's. A lot worse.


1. You use all ubers, cept hera.
2. You gave groudon Special Attacks
3. You gave Kyogre sheer cold
4. You gave groudon fissure
5. You gave heracross reversal AND brick break
6. You didn't give hera swrods dance
7. Where is endure, or the salac berry to help out with reversal
8. You used those 10% boost items<< They SUCK
9. You didn't give groudon swords dance
10. You didn't give kyogre calm mind
11. You didn't give mewtwo calm mind
12. You gave moltres ALL fire moves
13. You gave deoxys psycho boost, and psychic
14. I really don't want to go on. BUT i've also found problems with your ratings.

Camerupt: No duh kyogre would kill it in one hit... doesn't mean that kyogre is better. Its like saying this: psyduck kills rhydon in one hit with surf. Therefore it is better. NO ITS NOT. kyogre is an uber which takes NO skill to use.

Latios: I-D-I-O-T. name a bug faster than latios which could kill it in one hit. yeah thats right, none of em. Scyther with silver wind... nope, thats a 2-3hko. Scizor with silverwind. 2hko. But look at that, scizor is SO much slower, so t-bolt will d put him in his place. scyther may be faster, but one t-bolt kicks his butt. now lets look at heracross... one psychic and he's gone. and you fail to forget that calm mind also boosts your special ATTACK.

Rayquaza- no duh mewtwo or ANY ice pokemon would beat it in ONE hit. even a hiddenpower ice out of my jolteon would OHKO it -_-. see, in netbattle, theres something called prediction, which means that if he sees a mewtwo which has the boltbeam combo... he switches to something that can resist it. DUH.

Milotic: a kyogre would thunder wouldn't phase that beast. it'll do a good 40% damage... at best.

gamer j, stop being a stupid n00b.

On 03-Jun-2005 SS5 vageto said:

THE BEST GYARADOS:
Atk EV 252/Spd EV 252
Nature: Adament
~Dragon Dance
~Earthquake
~Hidden Power(flying)
~Tuant

That is a good move set for a Gyarados.

OR:

if you're playing in-game, screw taunt cus the game is too dumb to roar/haze away your stat raises lol.

so this is the alternative:

Gyarados@ leichi
Adament>> EV Spread: 252 Attack/252 Speed/6 HP
-Dragon Dance
-Earthquake
-Hiddenpwoer Flying
-Return/Frustration

Yeah tahts fo in game :-)

Im still training
Blaziken lvl 100
Sky Uppercut
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Blaze Kick

Raquaza lvl 93
Fly
Hyper Beam
Dragon Claw
Outrage

Groudon lvl 70
Fire Blast
Rest
Fissure
Solarbeam

Kygore lvl 70
Hydro Pump
Rest
Sheer Cold
Double Edge

Metagross lvl 45
Take Down
Iron Defense
Pursuit
Psychic

Wailord lvl 41
Whirlpool
Surf
Water Pulse
Rest

Im still training
Blaziken lvl 100
Sky Uppercut
Flamethrower
Fire Blast
Blaze Kick

Raquaza lvl 93
Fly
Hyper Beam
Dragon Claw
Outrage

Groudon lvl 70
Fire Blast
Rest
Fissure
Solarbeam

Kygore lvl 70
Hydro Pump
Rest
Sheer Cold
Double Edge

Metagross lvl 45
Take Down
Iron Defense
Pursuit
Psychic

Wailord lvl 41
Whirlpool
Surf
Water Pulse
Rest

sorry for double post

for chaos
Blazeiken:put in flamthorwer,brick break,bulk up,earthquake
Rayquaza:put in thunderbolt,dragonclaw,extremespeed,flamethrower
Groudon:put in solarbeam,eruption,earthquake,and put in brick break or dragonclaw or thunderbolt
Kyogre:put in thunder,ice beam,water spout,calm mind
Metagross:put in psychic,earthquake,shadow ball, brick break
Wailord:put in water pulse,earthquake,ice beam,rest
i'll give u 4/10

Brick Break instead of Sky Uppercut? How crap.

how so?

sky uppercut is way better

Yeh But PP and Acuracy in a battle is key, BTW- Rukario is not available on emerald, He will only be available on Diamond, If that

Here we go Chaos Read what i have changed ok? Also you may also know me as Team Ka Leader

Blaziken lvl 100
Brick Break
Flamethrower
Bulk Up
Earthquake

Raquaza lvl 93
Earthquake
Flamethrower
Dragon Claw
Bulk Up

Groudon lvl 70
Aerial Ace
Bulk up
Earthquake
Slash

Kygore lvl 70
Calm Mind
Thunder
Ice Beam
Surf

Metagross lvl 45
Earthquake
Iron Defense
Meteor Mash( When he can learn it )
Psychic

Wailord lvl 41
Ice beam
Surf
Body slam
Rain Dance


There you go

On 04-Jun-2005 bleepman said:

OR:

if you're playing in-game, screw taunt cus the game is too dumb to roar/haze away your stat raises lol.

so this is the alternative:

Gyarados@ leichi
Adament>> EV Spread: 252 Attack/252 Speed/6 HP
-Dragon Dance
-Earthquake
-Hiddenpwoer Flying
-Return/Frustration

Yeah tahts fo in game :-)

No to Tuant is good, maybe not for the game, but it shows you have skill. XD

On 04-Jun-2005 Avengein said:

Yeh But PP and Acuracy in a battle is key, BTW- Rukario is not available on emerald, He will only be available on Diamond, If that

Here we go Chaos Read what i have changed ok? Also you may also know me as Team Ka Leader

Blaziken lvl 100
Brick Break
Flamethrower
Bulk Up
Earthquake

Raquaza lvl 93
Earthquake
Flamethrower
Dragon Claw
Bulk Up

Groudon lvl 70
Aerial Ace
Bulk up
Earthquake
Slash

Kygore lvl 70
Calm Mind
Thunder
Ice Beam
Surf

Metagross lvl 45
Earthquake
Iron Defense
Meteor Mash( When he can learn it )
Psychic

Wailord lvl 41
Ice beam
Surf
Body slam
Rain Dance


There you go

That is a good set up there, but I prefer Dragon Dance over Bulk Up on Rayquaza. Slash on Groudon why? Fire Blast/Flamethrower would be better on it; at least one special attack or Rock Slide to deal with unfriendly Flying Pokemon. Bulk Up is good on Groudon also, but Sword Dance is also a alterative.

My Team is

Deoxys (68)
Groudon (83)
Rayquaza(85)
Aggron (62)
Mew(64)
kyogre (81)

Do you feel like posting more information about your team?