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guy in oakland Posted at: 06:09 Nov30 2008 Post ID: 2491462
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Ia lot of people say marth is a girl character at first glance,here are some reasons that show why he is not

Marth is the most manly character in the game and it's about time people realized it. Seriously, people like Captain Falcon and Snake are hailed for being so manly when they're honestly just compensating for their LACK of manliness. A true man doesn't need to walk around in a skin tight suit shouting "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" or "FALCON PAUWWNCH." Marth is so incredibly manly that he needs to appear so feminine to limit his incredible manliness--yes, Marth wears that tiara to prevent from manliness overload; last time he took it off, there were no survivors.

In fact, what really happens in his final smash is that after he thrusts his sword up in the air, his tiara raises a fraction of a milimeter, unleashing some of his overpowering manliness, thus the only possible outcome is the person or persons who are hit by his next attack immediately die, no questions asked. In fact, sometimes Marth kills himself with this attack because the Wii has a momentary lapse of understanding in which its mind is blown with Marth's manliness, but Nintendo quickly fixes the problem without you even noticing during one split second, because as we all know: Nintendo is magic. Even from the Fire Emblem game, they HAD to make sure that Marth somehow had an excuse to wear a tiara, because otherwise the game would be no fun when Marth killed EVERYTHING--even so, he still killed everything. The same holds true for Melee and Brawl.

When making his character, Nintendo reasoned that the tiara was still absolutely necessary to keep on his head, for fear that there would not be enough diversity in players, seeing as everyone would main Marth, or that their worst fears would come true: Marth, in all his manliness would come out of the game and slay the world, causing Jesus to ascend from the Heavens to rescue us all. Clearly Nintendo wasn't about to let the apocolypse occur, so they kept the tiara on out of fear of Marth.


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jose22_1986 Posted at: 08:09 Nov30 2008 Post ID: 2491488
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woah man that's...great uhh yeah lol Thumbs Up
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Aether13 Posted at: 12:37 Nov30 2008 Post ID: 2491648
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You forgot to put /rant]at the end of that XD but yea was it pd because a couple of days ago he discovered a how to brawl manly video in which the person says Rule 12:NO marth


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TwilightPrince Posted at: 00:53 Dec03 2008 Post ID: 2493574
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Oh wow 0.0

Oh this was made by someone on the Smash Boards,i thought you
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Sacred_Light Posted at: 02:04 Dec03 2008 Post ID: 2493597
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Wait.
So wearing tights doesn't make you manly? I've been wearing this unitard for nothing.. Anxious
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bomba Posted at: 09:06 Dec04 2008 Post ID: 2494449
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Marth did look like a girl in melee but not in brawl I think.

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tbug2007 Posted at: 18:03 Dec04 2008 Post ID: 2494622
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Incredible theory.

100% truth. Except, I think sheik is manlier. ;d

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Cervantes De Leon Posted at: 16:06 Dec16 2008 Post ID: 2501289
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Yelling "FALCON...PAAAWWWWNCH!" doesn't make you more manly, merely more awesome.

Soo...is Marth the new Chuck Norris?


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shadowmaster2 Posted at: 21:48 Mar28 2009 Post ID: 2584599
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Marth looks sort of like a girl but they way you put it, it makes Marth look better than Chuck Norris.
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Forum Guest Posted at: 08:39 Jul10 2013 Post ID: 3258066
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but in FE awakening marth is a girl named lucina
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Forum Guest Posted at: 00:07 Jul12 2013 Post ID: 3258451
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he is a girl what kind of person wheres a tiara PEACH is more manly I took her out in 2 seconds with captain falcon and with peach it took me 10 seconds I bet u have a crush on her thats why you kept saying oh shes so strong shes is awesome
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Matt77 Posted at: 00:11 Oct25 2014 Post ID: 3353658
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^ Wtf.

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speed101 Posted at: 05:26 Nov15 2014 Post ID: 3358275
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Btw, find the different emoji: ??????Anxious?
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