marth is a girl?

Ia lot of people say marth is a girl character at first glance,here are some reasons that show why he is not

Marth is the most manly character in the game and it's about time people realized it. Seriously, people like Captain Falcon and Snake are hailed for being so manly when they're honestly just compensating for their LACK of manliness. A true man doesn't need to walk around in a skin tight suit shouting "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" or "FALCON PAUWWNCH." Marth is so incredibly manly that he needs to appear so feminine to limit his incredible manliness--yes, Marth wears that tiara to prevent from manliness overload; last time he took it off, there were no survivors.

In fact, what really happens in his final smash is that after he thrusts his sword up in the air, his tiara raises a fraction of a milimeter, unleashing some of his overpowering manliness, thus the only possible outcome is the person or persons who are hit by his next attack immediately die, no questions asked. In fact, sometimes Marth kills himself with this attack because the Wii has a momentary lapse of understanding in which its mind is blown with Marth's manliness, but Nintendo quickly fixes the problem without you even noticing during one split second, because as we all know: Nintendo is magic. Even from the Fire Emblem game, they HAD to make sure that Marth somehow had an excuse to wear a tiara, because otherwise the game would be no fun when Marth killed EVERYTHING--even so, he still killed everything. The same holds true for Melee and Brawl.

When making his character, Nintendo reasoned that the tiara was still absolutely necessary to keep on his head, for fear that there would not be enough diversity in players, seeing as everyone would main Marth, or that their worst fears would come true: Marth, in all his manliness would come out of the game and slay the world, causing Jesus to ascend from the Heavens to rescue us all. Clearly Nintendo wasn't about to let the apocolypse occur, so they kept the tiara on out of fear of Marth.


this is a post made by a member from smashboards.com incase anyone was wondering

woah man that's...great uhh yeah lol

You forgot to put /rant]at the end of that XD but yea was it pd because a couple of days ago he discovered a how to brawl manly video in which the person says Rule 12:NO marth

Oh wow 0.0

Oh this was made by someone on the Smash Boards,i thought you
were the one that made it XD

Wait.
So wearing tights doesn't make you manly? I've been wearing this unitard for nothing..

Marth did look like a girl in melee but not in brawl I think.

Incredible theory.

100% truth. Except, I think sheik is manlier. ;d

Yelling "FALCON...PAAAWWWWNCH!" doesn't make you more manly, merely more awesome.

Soo...is Marth the new Chuck Norris?

Marth looks sort of like a girl but they way you put it, it makes Marth look better than Chuck Norris.

but in FE awakening marth is a girl named lucina

he is a girl what kind of person wheres a tiara PEACH is more manly I took her out in 2 seconds with captain falcon and with peach it took me 10 seconds I bet u have a crush on her thats why you kept saying oh shes so strong shes is awesome

^ Wtf.

Btw, find the different emoji: ???????