"Wow Cycoon, whatever your name is. you're starting to give me a headache with your obnoxious attitude."
Is the irony intentional or what...?
"First thing i want to get through your thick head is. 'My brother and Law use Roy and Marth like no other.'"
Unless you are a certain Ken, Azen, Isai, or NEO, chances are that you do not "use Roy and Marth like no other," especially considering that these players, especially Ken for Marth and NEO for Roy, essentially defined high-level play with their respective characters. Perhaps in your local scene you two "use Marth and Roy like no other," but I assure you that this is otherwise in the broader competitive scene.
"And PLEASE! If anyone knows how Fox and Falco fight, it's me. They absolutely, ROYALLY suck!"
Sarcasm...? If not, you have just revealed the extent of your low-level play, which admittedly is quite low, judging by such a statement. It sounds like we are playing two different games, really. You obviously are not aware of what either character can do at truly high-levels, particularly a polished, technical Fox. I'd be more than happy to elaborate if you are in the dark about this.
"Put it this way junior, the day i lose to one of the star fox characters is the day i stop playing the game. I know so many ways to **** of Falco and Fox players it's hilarious."
If you have not yet lost to a Fox or Falco, you obviously have not been playing space animal players that are any semblance of the words "experienced" and "technical," much less "good." Your low-level local players do not count, truth be told. I assure you that if you were to play strong players of either space animal, you would quickly end up dropping the game, as per your self-imposed terms. And "junior"? You act as if Cylun (yes, that is his name) is entirely below you; in truth, it seems as if he is indeed at a higher level than that which you are currently at.
It's ironic also that I as a Fox player know all manner of ways to defeat both Roy and Marth. Care to share any of your methods for so easily dispatching the space animals? I am quite confident that any theoretical situation which you create in this regard will be either matched or exceeded by anything a high-level Fox can perform on your character. I await your response.
Also, I highly doubt that a video game store tourney, especially one with such a ruleset as that, is any semblance of the word "competitive." The utter absence of high-level influence on the rules is staggering, really, and it more than shows the general lack of abilities there. If you and your brother-in-law are truly "pros" with your respective characters (although something tells me that you are not quite aware of the true weight of that word in regards to SSBM), you really should have little trouble cleaning up.