Here just post random, odd, malevolent things you do to the Adoring Fan. If you actually feel sad and sorry and thing he is cute then tend to shy away from this topic. Me being a major bad guy decided to torture the runt by taking him to Dive Rock, telling him to leave and shoot arrows at him as he swims away. It is very good target practice and very fun.
Murphy's Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.