Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Forces Colliding Raw Impact:
Tonight our Main Event has Randy Orton taking on Kurt Angle!
Christian Cage vs James Storm:
Back and Forth mixed action! Cage hit James Storm with a chair causing the DQ:
ATM: Cage attacked Storm with the chair! And then planted Storm's face into the chair with an Unprettier!
Backstage: AJ Styles Cody Roark and Tomko:
Tomko: AJ, Cody tonight I want you guys to stay out of my match. I can take Joe out by myself. So Help me god if anyone messes this match up for me tonight, I'm gonna flip and kick a midget in the head! And maybe break every bone in his body!
AJ: But Tomko, we got your back and we can distract Joe.. or the ref! Why can't we come to the ring to help you?
Tomko: Because I can take care of it all by myself. Just ask Cody he knows.
AJ: Cody what do you think??? Cody?
Cody: *Takes IPOD earphone out of ear*" WHAT?"
AJ: Should we go to the ring to help Tomko out tonight?
Cody: No, he can take care of it all by himself. Besides I'm busy. I'm listening to music and texting Carmen Electra, so there is no need for me to come to the ring!
AJ: Your going to have to start taking VIAG
*Cody interrupts*
Cody: AJ Shut up!
Tomko: I'm out guys I'm going to beat down Joe.
-Commercial Break-
Samoa Joe vs Tomko:
Tomko grabbed Joe up from the top of the rope and gave him a jumping Tiger Bomb. Tomko then hit a Big Boot on Joe. 1-2-3!
Winner: Tomko
ATM: AJ runs to the ring and beats on Joe, Tomko joins in.
Kevin Nash runs out but Cody Roark is right behind Nash and takes a chair and hits Nash in the knees. Roark then clocks Nash in the skull with a Chair and tosses him off the set into the pyrotechnics.
Rhino runs out and Gores AJ! AJ flips into a backflip. Tomko goes for a clothesline but Rhino ducks and Gores Tomko. Roark gets in the ring with a chair and clocks Rhino with it while Rhino charged for a Gore at Roark. Roark grabs Rhino and hits a Codian Impaler onto a chair!
AJ and Tomko get back up and they hit Rhino with their tag team combo move!
-Commercial Break-
Backstage: CM Punk:
CM Punk: Woah Crystal, thats the spot.
*Camera Peers to Crystal giving Punk a Massage.
Punk: Get that camera out of here.
Tommy Dreamer sneaks up and pours something into CM Punks Pepsi!
*CM chugs his Pepsi*
-Commercial Break-
CM Punk vs Tommy Dreamer:
Dreamer came out but Punk never came to the ring.
*Camera showed Punk passed out in the back*
Winner: Tommy Dreamer
Ref declares Tommy Dreamer winner because of Punk's ineligibility to compete!
Elijah Burke vs Kane:
Elijah went for a move but Kane gave Elijah a low blow. *POOR ELIJAH*
Kane goes for a Chokeslam UCM but Burke Counters into a backwards RKO.
Burke finishes Kane off with a Elijah Xploder.
Winner: Elijah Burke
ATM: Hornswoggle gets in the ring as Elijah celebrates. Burke turns around and Horny clocks Burke in the nuts again! But it does not fase Burke. Burke pulls out a cup and hits Horny in the face with a spin kick. Burke tosses the cup and it lands on Horny's face.
-Commercial Break-
Backstage: Cody Roark:
Cody: Look AJ I saved you and Tomko this week, I better not have to next week. You two need to think more smart, I can expect Tomko to but not you..Cause your just umm.. a little
AJ: What STUPID?
Cody: Yeah but No, you need to think sharper next time.
See ya in the ring.
Cody Roark and AJ Styles vs Cryme Tyme Elimination:
Order of Elimination:
JTG after a Phenomenon by Cody Roark
AJ after a Big Boot by Shad
Shad after a Sneaky Pin by Cody!
Winners: Cody Roark and AJ Styles
ATM: Roark hits Shad with another Phenomenon.
Rhino comes back out. Rhino gets in the ring and he and Roark brawl.
AJ goes for a Springboard Flying Forearm and hits Cody on accident.
Rhino gores AJ and then Cody.
-Commercial Break-
Jeff Hardy vs Mr. Kennedy:
Kennedy gets a clean win after a Kenton Bomb!
ATM: Kennedy took a chair to Jeff's ankle.
Orton vs Kurt Angle:
Kurt went for an Angle Slam but Orton countered and got out of the ring.
Orton got a chair and went to hit Kurt but Kurt grabbed it from Orton and clocked Orton in the skull with it.
Winner by DQ: Randy Orton
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