...Um, yeah, Microsoft Word isn't a graphics program.
If you really want to make sigs or whatever, get your hands on GIMP or Photoshop or some other decent image editor (GIMP is free, PS is not). They let you do more than put text on an image.
Signature and avatar made by Master Volthawk.
Email/MSN: empyrean decadence at hotmail dot com (Remove all spaces)
"Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius." - William Blake.
Winner of Member Brawl '09. Finally cleared out enough sig space to include that.