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Talon9889 Posted: 10:28 Jun13 2009 Post ID: 2644972
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Any jokes, post here! I'd love to hear them!Thumbs Up
CurryMonster Posted: 14:49 Jun13 2009 Post ID: 2645091
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What, you're not going to get us started?


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qwertyuio Posted: 15:11 Jun13 2009 Post ID: 2645103
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Jokes topic #1938893 yes?

Alrighty:

Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
A: She drowns it!

Q: How does a blond kill a bird?
A: She throws it off a cliff!

Q: How does a blonde lose five pounds?
A: She takes off her make-up.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

There aren't any jokes that aren't partially offensive these days, so for the blondies out there, I hope you've learned that I don't mean anything by this...
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ozzo Posted: 17:47 Jun13 2009 Post ID: 2645194
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blond jokes are too easy, therefore not funny

I say that but I can't manage to post any


Xeta Posted: 23:01 Jun13 2009 Post ID: 2645333
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On 13-Jun-2009 CurryMonster said:What, you're not going to get us started?
You haven't noticed that mostly every topic like this never does?

ozzo said:xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem
guy in oakland Posted: 00:29 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645373
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just heard this one last week

your mom is so fat,dora couldn't even explore her



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CurryMonster Posted: 04:06 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645402
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On 13-Jun-2009 Xeta said:You haven't noticed that mostly every topic like this never does?
I keep hoping the next one will be different. Really, it's amazing we don't just lock these things on sight.


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superblobby Posted: 05:18 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645419
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One from 'somewhere else':

A man runs over his wife in his new convertible, and is taken in for questioning.

The detective looks at him, and asks 'So... explain to me, why.... were you driving in the kitchen?'

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D_Otaku Posted: 05:35 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645431
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On 14-Jun-2009 superblobby said:One from 'somewhere else':

A man runs over his wife in his new convertible, and is taken in for questioning.

The detective looks at him, and asks 'So... explain to me, why.... were you driving in the kitchen?'
wait a second
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found it!
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02 Dissociative. Posted: 05:41 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645435
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What's blue and hangs around at the botoom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.


Dead baby jokes make me happy.

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superblobby Posted: 06:00 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645441
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On 14-Jun-2009 D_Otaku said:wait a second
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found it!
Yers, was looking through the threads but couldn't find, so adopted a different approach.
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D_Otaku Posted: 06:01 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645442
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dude, use the search box thing >_>

oh yeah, while we're talking about that place
person1:I drank half a carton of apple jews. D:
person2:How in the hell can you drink apple jews?
person3:put some jews who works at apple into an iBlender. wait for 3minuites-5hours, then pour them into a container. serve while its hot

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Xeta Posted: 09:52 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645497
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On 14-Jun-2009 D_Otaku said:dude, use the search box thing >_>

oh yeah, while we're talking about that place
person1:I drank half a carton of apple jews. D:
person2:How in the hell can you drink apple jews?
person3:put some jews who works at apple into an iBlender. wait for 3minuites-5hours, then pour them into a container. serve while its hot
That was unfunny and offensive.

Cez: It's really annoying when someone makes a topic asking: "What country do you live in?" "What's your favorite ______" ect, and doesn't even give his/her opinion.

ozzo said:xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem
know-your-role Posted: 13:58 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645612
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Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what their I.Q. is--hopefully this will strike up an appropriate conversation from there.

The day of Bob's party rolls around, and when the first guest knocks on the door, Bob asks the person what her I.Q. is.

"200,000" replies the first guest.

"Well, that's great," says Bob, let's talk about ethereal astro physics.

Bob and this first guest talk about the aforementioned subject for a while.

Later in the party, someone else is at the door. "Hi my name is Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"

The new guest responds with "250".

"Great," says Bob. "Lets talk about advanced math. Bob and his new guest talk about calculus and statistics for awhile.

Much later in the party, after many more guests had arrived and been spoken to by Bob, yet another guest arrives at the door. "Hi, my name's Bob; welcome to my party, what's your I.Q.?"

This time the guest replies after putting some thought into it "five".

"Well, that's great," says Bob, "what kind of drumsticks do you use?"


Looking to buy
A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?"

"You're a drummer, aren't you?"

"Yeah. How'd you know?"

"This is a travel agency."
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Green_Fire Posted: 14:30 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645640
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Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale, it said "...to be continued"

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CurryMonster Posted: 15:43 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645737
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On 14-Jun-2009 Xeta said:That was unfunny and offensive.

Cez: It's really annoying when someone makes a topic asking: "What country do you live in?" "What's your favorite ______" ect, and doesn't even give his/her opinion.
Yeah, I hate it when that happens. And the worst thing is, I don't think we're allowed to lock them.


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Xeta Posted: 18:51 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645827
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On 14-Jun-2009 CurryMonster said:Yeah, I hate it when that happens. And the worst thing is, I don't think we're allowed to lock them.
No... I don't think we should lock them, because then it would clutter the particular forum. Maybe a loose rule or something like that.

ozzo said:xeta actually makes a lot of sense most of the time

if everyone agreed with him more often we wouldnt have this problem
nintendo dude Posted: 19:48 Jun14 2009 Post ID: 2645949
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Back to the jokes...

There were two muffins sitting in a muffin tin in the oven.

One muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here."

The other muffin says, "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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know-your-role Posted: 10:41 Jun15 2009 Post ID: 2646208
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Green_Fire Posted: 11:55 Jun15 2009 Post ID: 2646395
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You momma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie. (nerdy joke, w/e)

Yo momma's so dumb, she pours her cereal in the milk.

Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size is "Wide Load"

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