Make A Wish At A Price V3

Granted, but then people blame you for it.

I wish it was 3:13pm on Friday, the 5th of August 2016.

Granted, but that turns out be time of your death.

I wish I had a ride to church instead of having to get there by bus.

Granted, but the car breaks down.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, you are now a house fly. Watch out for that flyswatter! Oops, too late.

I wish it was 10 degrees warmer in my room.

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Granted, but it will always be freezing outside from now on.

I wish I found $1 Million dollars and gave it to all CrypticWizard.

Granted, but then I find out you gave it to me because it was stolen. I draw my katana, Masamune, and run you through with a speed you have never seen before (and never will again).

I wish I didn't have to wash Aeon-Flux's blood off the blade of my katana.

(@Aeon-Flux: I appreciate the gesture, but I had to corrupt it. That's how the game is played)

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Granted, but its stained on your clothes and the cops are already coming to your house to arrest you.

I wish they still had the different color layouts here to choose from.

(-|CrypticWizard| Yeah, I was hoping you was the next to reply! lol -)

Granted, but for some strange reason your computer screen becomes only able to display black & white.

I wish I could have lasagna for dinner.

Granted, but it's just a piece left and it is 100 days old.

I wish I didn't eat all that lasagna now.

Granted, I ate it instead.

I wish I had something to get rid of the stomachache I got from eating all that lasagna.

Granted, you take some pills but they don't kick in for a few weeks.

I wish it was Friday, August 12, 2016 at 3.30pm right now.

Granted, but it's 2016 BC.

I wish Dan would stop wishing for specific time and dates.

Granted, but this is resolved by wiping your memory, so you forget that SC exists.

I wish I had a great paying job that I enjoyed.

Granted, but the place you work burns down and they are forced to shut down for good.

I wish it wasn't always too hot or too cold in my room.

Granted, your room is removed.

I wish I could blow up the rock in the way in The Forest

Granted, but you get caught in the blast and are incinerated.

I wish there was a way to transfer mobile game progress from one phone to another.

Granted, but you have to buy software costing $66,666,666.66

I wish I had more posts.

Granted, there are now six more fence posts on your property.

I wish I could find my Icewind Dale installation disk, in one piece, and it works perfectly and the game runs with no issues.

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Granted, but it gives your computer major problems that cost thousands to fix.

Granted, but not making a wish causes you to cease to exist.

I wish for people to stop forgetting to make wishes.