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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:53 Mar27 2018 Post ID: 3443600
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Granted, however the world becomes dystopian.

I wish you'd never granted a wish resulting in the world being destroyed.
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KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:36 Mar28 2018 Post ID: 3443620
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Granted, but someone else granted it with the same result.

I wish the world wasn't destroyed or dystopian.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:51 Mar28 2018 Post ID: 3443638
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Granted, it is utopian. However, it gets really boring as TV shows, movies and videos games no longer have villains or any sort of violence whatsoever.

I wish certain shows I watch would be a little more kind-hearted instead of having doom and gloom storylines all the time.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:16 Mar29 2018 Post ID: 3443655
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Granted, that happened when the world became utopian

I wish a utopian society wasn't so boring.
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MohNaj Posted: 11:56 Mar31 2018 Post ID: 3443680
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Granted but "not so boring" part, is offering human sacrifices, and you're chosen as one of them.



I wish college wasn't so hard
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:53 Mar31 2018 Post ID: 3443685
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Granted, but by becoming easier it takes five additional years to complete.

I wish I wasn't sick.
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MohNaj Posted: 15:37 Mar31 2018 Post ID: 3443688
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Granted, but instead you're dead.


I wish I wasn't dead inside
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danielroxheaps Posted: 00:23 Apr01 2018 Post ID: 3443701
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Granted, you're now dead on the outside too.

I wish more cures for conditions in animals are discovered.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:35 Apr01 2018 Post ID: 3443718
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Granted, they are discovered but never developed.

I wish I wasn't sick or dead.
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MohNaj Posted: 10:34 Apr02 2018 Post ID: 3443732
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Granted, instead your stuck in an endless cycle of being sick, then getting cured, then dieing, then being brought back to life.


I wish I knew the secret to the human brain
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:16 Apr02 2018 Post ID: 3443737
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Granted, but you can never ever tell another living creature, ever, on pain of death.

I wish there was an easier way ti hook my game system up to my TV.
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MohNaj Posted: 19:05 Apr03 2018 Post ID: 3443759
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Granted but after you find it and test it, your T.V. never turns on, and any other tv you try ends up smoking and then bursting into flames


I wish I had just enough strength to do what I wanted to, only when I wanted to do it
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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:50 Apr04 2018 Post ID: 3443774
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Granted, but after you do it, you have no strength left, and you collapse to the floor and have to stay there for several hours until you get enough strength back to stand up.

I wish I could reset a day, but remember what happened the first time around so I can change it if I choose.

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KingofCorn Posted: 23:59 Apr14 2018 Post ID: 3443952
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Granted and you are now trapped indefinitely in western Pennsylvania.


I wish I wasn't lonely.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:22 Apr16 2018 Post ID: 3443954
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Granted, you get sent to prison and have your cellmate to keep you company.

I wish I'd opted for the iPhone with a bigger screen.
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MohNaj Posted: 11:04 Apr17 2018 Post ID: 3443958
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granted, but as soon as the warranty on the iphone expires, you drop your iphone and it malfunctions making the entire phone useless

I wish I had a phone to begin with

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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:24 Apr17 2018 Post ID: 3443959
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Granted, but it's a landline phone and isn't cordless. Oh, and it's a rotary dial.

I wish toaster waffles would toast up right in only one cycle.
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KingofCorn Posted: 19:10 Apr17 2018 Post ID: 3443962
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Granted but you fumble while making toast in the bathtub and are electrocuted.


I wish I had Class 3 firearms.
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MohNaj Posted: 22:18 Apr17 2018 Post ID: 3443964
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Granted, but you get them from some shady-looking guy, and they malfunction and explode as soon as you try to use them.


I wish I didn't have to exercise to lose weight
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danielroxheaps Posted: 04:14 Apr18 2018 Post ID: 3443967
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Granted, however you now suffer from a condition that can be recognised by dramatic weight loss like diabetes.


I wish I could find more good rock songs from c.1998 - 2005 (that I find good).
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