Make A Wish At A Price V3

Granted, but as a result all bananas turn pink for 3 & a half days.

I wish sport was on for more than 4/7 days.

Granted, it's now 47.0001 days.

I wish my return to existence did not affect the color of produce, even if temporarily.

Granted, but as a result pineapples acquire the scent equal to that of a durian.

I wish the dodo bird never became extinct.

Granted, now they never existed in the first place.

I wish for someone to discover the real reasons dinosaurs became extinct.

Granted, but it turns out it is all your fault.

I wish I could find all the episodes of my favourite TV show (I've been trying to find the 1985 episode where two of the characters rob armed security van using guns and explosives for nearly a year now)

Granted, but you can only find the episode dubbed in Japanese with no subtitles, and the last five minutes of said episode are missing.

Iwishmyspacebarwasmoreresponsive

Granted, but now y o u t y p e l i k e t h i s

I wish this wish could be saved for later...

G r a n t e d, b u t t h e n y o u f o r g e t a b o u t i t.

I w i s h I d i d n ' t t y p e l i k e t h i s.

Granted, youNowTypeLikeThisWithTheFirstLetterYourSentencesInLowercaseToIrritateEveryone.

I wish you didn't type like that with the first letter of your sentence in lowercase.

grantedIWon'tTypeLikeThisWithTheFirstLetterInMySentencesInLowercaseToIrritateEveryoneAfterThisSentence.

I wish people online cared more about proper spelling and grammar.

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Granted, but now if you make one minor error (eg: two spaces or forgetting a full stop) you get permanently banned from the website.

I wish wikipedia's list of TV villains didn't require some reporter to write about it in an online news article for it to be added to the list (some of the shows I'm talking about have been on since the 196/7/80s)

Graned, but then Wikipeda gets shut down.

I wish some of the information on Wikipedia wasn't inaccurate.

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Granted, but then everyone stops posting in this thread.

I wish (for real) that I could figure out why I can't open this page in Firefox.

Granted, but its the only page that opens in Firefox.

I wish this site would come back to life.

Granted, but it comes back as a zombie and now your computer is trying to eat your brains.

I wish AdBlocker worked on this site (it used to).

Granted, but you will always hear an annoying screech in the background.

I wish the year was 3019.

Granted, but you're long dead by then.

I wish I could find an image hosting site that will let my old avi and sig images display here.

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Actually granted, if you have the images saved on your PC/laptop or phone - https://postimages.org/

Granted, but they only display in black and white.

I wish I could catch up with friends.

Granted, but you have to be able to run faster so you can catch up with them.

I wish my old copy of Neverwinter Nights would display in full screen.

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Granted, but by full screen it means a cinema screen, therefore only a tiny portion of the screen is visible on a TV/PC.

I wish I hadn't gained an interest in playing sports so late in my teens.