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CrypticWizard Posted: 00:33 May09 2020
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Granted, you never gained an interest in playing sports at all.
I wish I could beat that one boss in Final Fantasy VI.
I wish I could beat that one boss in Final Fantasy VI.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 02:58 May09 2020
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Granted, but when you beat it, the power goes out and you lose your progress before the game saves (this has actually happened to me once when I achieved something very difficult on a game).
I wish that we only needed 2 hours of sleep every night.
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I wish that we only needed 2 hours of sleep every night.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:17 May09 2020
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Granted, but you have to go to school/work longer, and with fewer breaks.
I wish there was a code for Infinite HP on Final Fantasy VI (SNES version has none)
I wish there was a code for Infinite HP on Final Fantasy VI (SNES version has none)
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 20:11 May09 2020
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Granted, but you have your hands amputated and therefore can't input the code or play the game.
I wish the US didn't use the Imperial system and the MM/DD/YR system.
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I wish the US didn't use the Imperial system and the MM/DD/YR system.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 00:11 May10 2020
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Granted, but now Australia uses both systems.
I wish my hands would grow back. You can't believe how hard it is to type with my feet.
I wish my hands would grow back. You can't believe how hard it is to type with my feet.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 11:23 May11 2020
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Granted, but as a result Kathleen's surgeons remove both your kidneys.
I wish I could find a partner without using any effort.
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I wish I could find a partner without using any effort.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:59 May11 2020
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Granted, they come flying towards you as if pulled by a magnet.
I wish Kathleen hadn't taken my kidneys. I was using them.
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I wish Kathleen hadn't taken my kidneys. I was using them.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 22:29 May11 2020
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Granted, she leaves them be, but pumps you full of alcohol and your liver suffers major damage.
I wish SC hadn't died.
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I wish SC hadn't died.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:31 May12 2020
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Granted, but it comes back as a zombie and now your computer is trying to eat your brains.
I wish my liver wasn't damaged. I had plans for it.
I wish my liver wasn't damaged. I had plans for it.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 07:22 May13 2020
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Granted, but Julie instead returns and forces you to have one of your non-liver organs removed, or else...
I wish the tendons between my thumb and the rest of my hand stopped hurting.
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I wish the tendons between my thumb and the rest of my hand stopped hurting.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:23 May14 2020
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Granted, but now six other tendons elsewhere in your body hurt even worse.
I wish those people from the serious story would leave my internal organ alone.
I wish those people from the serious story would leave my internal organ alone.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 07:39 May15 2020
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Granted, but they then cut off your external organ...
I wish six tendons in my body weren't hurting.
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I wish six tendons in my body weren't hurting.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:38 May15 2020
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Granted, but now you have an inoperable brain tumor.
I wish nobody would try to take any of my body parts.
I wish nobody would try to take any of my body parts.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 22:53 May15 2020
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Granted, but you are shipped off to Madagascar in a wooden box, with seemingly no way to escape.
I wish for immortality.
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I wish for immortality.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:22 May17 2020
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Granted, you are cryogenically frozen for all eternity. But you will never die.
I wish I could get out of this wooden box before it gets shipped off to Madagascar.
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I wish I could get out of this wooden box before it gets shipped off to Madagascar.
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 17th 2020 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 01:49 May20 2020
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Granted, but you're in Sri Lanka instead.
I wish I was un-frozen.
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I wish I was un-frozen.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:56 May20 2020
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Granted, but it happens after World War III and you are the only human being alive.
I wish for a plane ticket from Sri Lanka to California.
I wish for a plane ticket from Sri Lanka to California.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 01:39 May21 2020
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Granted, but when you receive it, you have to immediately burn it, and delete the digital copy too.
I wish to travel back in time.
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I wish to travel back in time.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:57 May21 2020
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Granted, but you discover that you can't change the past.
I wish I didn't have to burn my plane ticket or delete the digital copy.
I wish I didn't have to burn my plane ticket or delete the digital copy.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 23:04 May21 2020
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Granted, but seeing as flights in and out of Sri Lanka are currently stopped, you will have to wait for however long it takes for them to begin again.
I wish for a day off.
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I wish for a day off.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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