The following things have the potential to offend me, and will usually result in a few hurtful comments being exchanged.
- Being called Scottish. Yes, I live in Scotland, but I wasn't born here. English or British will suffice.
- Being asked if I styled my appearance after Yahtzee. No, I didn't. I had a trilby for about two months before discovering Zero Punctuation.
- Being mistaken for a World of Warcraft player. Don't even go there.
- Any attempt to pry into my personal life will usually be met with violence.
The Undying Night Book 1: Fiendlord.
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