Football Joke.

I know this technically is outdated, but I still thought it was funny.

A man walks into to a bar and asks if his dog can come in. Bartender says yes. While their watching a Detroit Lions game The Lions score a field goal. The dogs goes wild dancing around. bartender says "geez, if he goes that crazy for a field goal, what does he do when they win?" The man replies "I dont know, i have only had him 2 years"

« Last edited by Town Idiot25 on Oct 19th 2009 »

lol, I've heard this before, but it's still really funny, unless your a Lions fan.

Now that the Lions have Matthew Stafford to build their team around I think they will start improving in the next couple of years if they draft well to protect him and give him decent recievers and running backs to work with.

i finally get it. they dont score touchdowns. xD

lol yeah the original joke said "touchdowns" but I thought it would be funnier to say "if they win", since its the lions.

A Stupid Football Player
At a large college there was a football player that was extremely stupid. He sat beside a boy in class that was really smart and the teacher knew that he was cheating, but he just couldn't catch him.

One day she was grading a test and she noticed that the smart boy had written "I don't know the answer" on number 10.

So she looked at the jock's paper and smiled. He had finally given himself away. His answer looked like this:

10. me neither

here is another on.

Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "51."

Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"

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Brain Surgery

In order to save his marriage, a brilliant Bears fan married to a slow-witted Colts fan agrees to undergo experimental brain surgery to lower his IQ so that he too can root for the Colts.

After the procedure, as he's being wheeled into recovery, the surgeon goes up to the man's wife. "I have awful news," he says. "We accidentally removed too much brain tissue, and the outlook for your husband is grim."

"Oh no, Doctor," says the wife, "what will that mean for him?!?"

Then, to her horror, she hears her husband weakly moaning: "Let's... go... Lions..."

The Cowboys joke made me laugh. Does anyone know any more?

Hey dude they have hundreds of them online. google. lol