Role playing: The Legend of Zelda: The All Sword and the None Sword

"Sensei? You mean teacher? Okay, I got you there, and I got the Elemental Crystals, but I don't know how someone as powerful as you could have any enemies that lived, or a sensei who's still alive," he rambled.

"Don't be daft," said Chaos. "I'm 22, for crying out loud! Nah, I taught Lowthos just about everything he knows. Met him a few years back, he helped me build my Academy. Anyway, Lowthos, how did you manage to lose your Elemental Crystals?"
lowthos looked at his feet.
"Look, Chaos, it wasn't my fault," he said. "That scum Vaati set the Iron Knuckles on me."
"Vaati?" asked Chaos. "You mean that pleb with the big tower? What were you doing there?"
"Training," said Lowthos. "I spotted an Iron Knuckle, and figured I could take it. Then Vaati appeared and set a whole bunch of them on me. They followed me through a portal, and I wound up here. Then these guys helped me out."
Chaos punched Lowthos on the arm.
"Lowthos, you dolt!" he said angrily. "Do you realise what he could do with those Crystals? Listen, Slifer. Did you say you knew where they might be?"

((And then you say yes, and tell us. Come on, play along))

((Oh, okay...))

"Well, I didn't say that, but I do have an idea...but first I need to talk to a friend of mine, to make sure."
~I just hope Link isn't too busy right now...~ he thought.
"Come on, we need to go to Hyrule to check."

Chaos shrugged.
"Link?" he asked. "About 6 foot tall? Blonde hair? Green tunic? Yeah, I remember him."
Lowthos looked at him suspiciously.
"You know him?" he asked. "Since when?"
"Since about 2 years ago," said Chaos. "He owes me 50 Rupees from a card game. "Well, are we gonna stand around here all day, or are we gonna get my money and Lowthos's Crystals?"

"Right, right, let's go."
Slifer walked off toward the Kokiri Forest, considering that was the most likely place he would be.
~He might be somewhere else...but I'm not sure....~

"Oh, look a hotdog!" Plaidy sees a hotdog and starts eating.

Lowthos floated into the air, and Chaos transformed into an eagle. Both of them followed Slifer. Eventually Chaos swooped down, flying in circles around a man. He had blonde hair and a green tunic. It was Link.
"Get away, you stupid bird!" said Link, waving his arms to ward Chaos away.
"That's no way to greet an old friend," said Chaos, transforming back.
"Chaos? Lowthos?" asked Link. "What are you two doing here?"
"Well, said Lowthos. "I'm having a bit of trouble with Vaati, and Chaos needs that 50 Rupees you owe him."
Chaos smirked.
"Yeah, I'm in need of a little financial assistance," said Chaos.
"So, Slifer, what brings you to these parts?" asked Link, handing a purple Rupee to Chaos.

"I'm helping Lowthos get his Crystals back. And can't a guy just visit his buds once in a while?"

"I guess," said Link. "So, what Crystals? The Elemental Crystals? You didn't lose them, did you?"
Lowthos stared at his feet.
"Apparently, Vaati jumped him after he tried to beat on some Iron Knuckle. Slifer here saved him from about 12 of them," said Chaos. "Vaati swiped the Crystals."
"I see," said Link. "Well, if I know Vaati, he'll probably have done the usual thing and given them to a bunch of huge monsters in caves and temples filled to the brim with traps. Lovely. I think we should start on Death Mountain. Darunia usually finds this sort of thing, I'll ask him."

"Yeah, let's do that," Slifer said. Death Mountain had always been a good place to visit (except when Ganondork was there...) and had always been a favorite. Especially when one stopped in Kakariko to stay the night.

"Well, what are we waiting for?" asked Chaos. "Let's go. I'll met you goons at Goron City."
Chaos transformed into an eagle and took off for Death Mountain.

"Yeah. It's getting late, isn't it? I think, Link, we should go to Kakariko, spend the night, and then make our way to Goron City tomorrow. What do you say?" Slifer asked, walking toward the mountain.

Lowthos shook his head.
"I can't hang around in Kakariko," he said. "Last time I went there, an angry mob chased me out of Hyrule with pitchforks and flaming torches. I had to fight them off with half a Cucco. True story."
Link laughed.
"Lowthos, just head on through to Goron City," he said. "Slifer and I'll stay the night, and we'll meet you in the morning. How's that sound?"
"Great," said Lowthos. "See you guys tomorrow."
Lowthos floated into the air, passing straight over Kakariko Village towards Death Mountain.

"A half a cucco? I wonder how you could do anything with that. Oh well. Link? You coming?"

((Yeah, just so you know, both my characters are halfway up Death Mountain, so don't be expecting a reply till you get there, mkay?))

((OK))

"Well, we're here," he said, yawning. After a minute of thinking, he said, "Is there an inn here?"