Role playing: The Legend of Zelda: The All Sword and the None Sword

No, seriously, could someone tell me where we are, what we're doing, anything like that?

((Are you too lazy to read the first...(one, two, three...) four pages of the board? It's only 80 posts, and you don't need to read all of them.))

Aw, do I have to? Fine...

((Yes u do))

Kain paced and paced the room for hours thinking.

After a while Slifer got tired and dozed off.

"I'VE GOT IT!!" she yelled after days of thinking. She got up off of the floor and ran out the door like a chicken with it's head cut off.

((Dramatic entrance, thy name is Cez))

As Kian ran outside, she saw a huge battle. It appeared to be dozens of Iron Knuckles, fighting against one individual. He was huge and tentacled, and was shooting lightning bolts at the Iron Knuckles. However many he blasted, however, more kept coming. He spotted Kian, and called out.
"Hey!" he yelled, punching a Knuckle and sending it sliding along the ground. "Help me out here!"

"oh wow.." she murmured to herself, "I'm comin!!" she yelled back.
she ran behind the guy that had called her, "BRISINGR!!!!" she yelled, the guy's attacks became stronger, and more persistant beating the knuckles down.

"Ooh! Look at Lowthos! I don't think even Link could take on all of those guys!" Slifer said, darting out to help with his None Sword.

The tentacled monster eventually defeated the Iron Knuckles, thanks to the help of the strangers nearby.
"Thanks," he said, wiping the sweat from his brow. "You really bailed me out there. I'm Lowthos the Destroyer."

"Hi, Lowthos, I'm Slifer. Umm..." he stopped, thinking it might be better not to say it, but, "why do you have tentacles?"

Lowthos laughed. "Everyone asks me that. It's okay, I'm used to it. I was created in a void between dimensions. A black hole, sucking in everything from planets to meteorites, and even entire stars. That black hole eventually combined the matter it had absorbed, creating me. The tentacles, I'm not sure. Probably a giant squid or something that went into the mixing pot. And this..."
He paused, looking down at his right hand. A huge golden glove was on it.
"This is the Glove of Lowthos," he eventually said. "It's a souvenier from one of the planets I destroyed in another dimension. Some crazy scientist wanted to use me to conquer the world. He made this glove to harness my power. It's pretty useful. Fire, ice and thunder, in the palm of my hand. So, Slifer, who are your silent amigos? Especially that one," he said, pointing to Kain. "You saved my life, you know."

"Well, let me try to recall...that one is Kian, and that is Icy, and he is Tidus, and that's Plaidy, and he's Mari," he pointed to each in turn.

~I feel like I'm missing someone...~ he thought.

"Great to meet you all," said Lowthos. "So, what brings you here? I'm going to assume you're not tourists."

"You're very right in assuming that. From what I remember, I just...appeared here, drew a sword from the ground, and became a leader."

"How original," said Lowthos. He glanced over his shoulder a few times, then muttered something about "thieving scum, stealing my Crystals." He thought for a while, looked at each of the people before him, then spoke.
"Hey, guys. Could I ask a favour?" he said. "I'd really appreciate this, if you'd help me."

"I'd love to, Lowthos. I guess I could say it would be an honor, working with you."

"Thanks," said Lowthos. "Any of your voiceless friends want in?"

"Well, let's see...hey, Kian, do you want to help?"

Lowthos sighed. "I guess not," he said. "okay, here's the deal. Those Iron Knuckles were sent by a guy named Steve. He stole something from me. Actually, seven somethings. My Elemental Crystals. I need to get them back, or he could destroy the world. You with me?"

((And then, another character appears))

Name: Chaos Stevens, aka Chaos the Doppelganger
Age: 22
Rank: **
Team: All
Body: 6 feet tall, slim. Can transform into any living thing.
Weapon: Depends on his form
Shield: Depends on his form
Special Item: Time Crystal (controls time)

Just then, a man came into view.
"Lowthos!" he snapped. "Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"Chaos, this is Slifer," said Lowthos. "Slifer, meet Chaos. He's my sensei."