In this game, you're given a duck. The first poster must attempt to kill the duck, and the next poster must counter that kill and find a way to protect the duck from harm. Then we repeat. You may interfere with the other player's counter, but you may not use multiple methods in one post.
EXAMPLE:
Post 1: I drop an Anvil on the Duck
Post 2: I put a parachute on the Anvil
Post 3: I put holes in the parachute
Post 4: I put a trampoline over the Duck
Post 5: I shoot a gun at the duck.
And so on. If someone actually manages an unbeatable counter, the next poster may admit defeat, at which point we just start all over with someone attacking the Duck.
I'll start:
I drop a nuke on the Duck.
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