Funniest Misheard Lyrics You've Ever Heard

Once in a live version of "Hangar 18", I thought for sure Dave was singing "Lead the doe, rooster" when in actuality he was saying "Believed foretold, but who'd suspect?" O_o

In "Ride The Lightning", the last stanza before the final chorus, it sounds like James is singing, "Why can't my hard-on scream?! Scream from this lightning dream~" ._.

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Nine balls, its time to moo
this fence will give you a thrill
Your potty's running like the rain
You a maggot, no more pay
My names a girl
Nose bigger and bigger
Wendy!!!
Touch the trigger
It's worth it god will say
This the brain of
Of your dad

Let the goat touch your brownie
Wait there's a gas leak burn my pen
Burn my eyes you're not doing well
Keep on playing
Before I unleash hell

Time will tell when I unleash hell
Blood will frown when I unleash hell
Time will tell when I unleash hell
Blood will frown when I unleash hell

Bull lets ride
My bull is bigger
The fence is mine
Tray with meal
Work out too
My Helen Earth
This time you'll get a heard
But I love my gun (Yes, he's American xD)
Get ready to run
Truck my life
Im stuck having fun
My dime is up
But now I'm stuck
I'll make your heart
FLY THROUGH YOUR GROIN!!!

*Epic solo goes here*

Dah dah duuuh, dah dah DUUUH.
we wo we wo we wo we duh nah dah duuuh
dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah-dunganah
weee, wooo, wuuuu, woooo!

Dah dah Duh, dah dah duh, dah dah duh, dah dah duh

Time will tell when I unleash hell
Blood will frown when I unleash hell

Your worm is gone
And you're a mole
Now save the dog
Water the vase
That I will do
Ratchet(and Clank) all
This oar for you
The [My] Name is Earl
Wale bigger than Scot(land)
We'll end this ship
We'll fire fart.
No returns, it has been done. (Pogeymanz cards)
Look so gay so gay*picture of Tasmania*
HAT'S A BIT GAY!!!

*Nuther epic solo*[/quote]


And that in essence is Norther - Unleash Hell

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"Hamster!
A Dentist!
Hard Porn!
Steven Seagal!
Warrior!
The Rifle!
In Me,
The Fishmaster!"

The misheard lyrics of the chorus to Wishmaster, a well known Nightwish song. The actual lyrics are:

"Master!
Apprentice!
Heartborn!
Seventh Seeker!
Warrior!
Disciple!
In Me,
The Wishmaster!"

To tell the truth, I like the misheard lyrics more. The overall lyrics to Wishmaster are cheesier than a deluxe four-cheese pizza, served with a side of garlic bread with cheese and another side of mozzarella dippers, all served by a waiter with an 80s hairstyle and 80s clothing, and wearing the cheesiest grin you can imagine, all served in an 80s-style restaurant called "cheesotopia".

But then again, Elevenpath and Know Why The Nightingale Sings have even cheesier lyrics, as well as Nightquest and Wanderlust.

That's very descriptive of you, Volke. o:




Welcome to our fortress town
Take some time to show you around
Impossible to break these balls
For, you see, the steel is much too strong
From computer banging to fool the world
And instruments to strike these balls

Possibly I've eaten too much
Or I'm empty, but not too much

Foreign life forms in the door-y
Suspended state of by your journey
So lend him manlies of the story
Lead the doe, rooster
The military in gallant ****
Two words combined that can't make sense

Possibly I've eaten too much
Or I'm empty, but not too much

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Once my friend was singing some german song: Ich bin den einsen strause, or something.
I thought he said his eyes were in his trousers

Obvious;

Naive - The Kooks, everyone thought it was 'I'm not from New Oscert' when it was really 'I'm not fond of asking'

Blood Sugar By Pendulum

Bit of an intro from Microsoft Sam:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU, HAVE COME TONIGHT, TO BARE WITNESS TO THE SOUND, OF DRUM, AND, BASS, WE REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS IS NOT THE CASE, AS INSTEAD, WE COME TONIGHT TO BRING YOU, THE SONIC RECREATION OF THE END OF THE WORLD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE, TO HOLD, YOU C0CK....

It actually says PREPARE TO HOLD YOUR COLOUR, as in the album "Hold Your Colour", could have sworn it said **** though....

Most epic misheard ever

Metallica's Dyer's Eve Great song.
"Innocence" was replaced with "Anal Sex: in one of the verses. Idk. I saw it on a YouTube video.

Also, Megadeth's Liar. You can't even understand the words...really.

We have a rule against double posting... edit your first post next time, please.

A friend of mine once thought that during The Prodigy - Smack My ***** Up the line was actually "Take my picture" had to show him the lyrics to prove him wrong and oh how wrong he was, how you get it mixed up with anything else is beyond me i always thought it was pretty damn clear =/

Misheard lyrics of "Zetsubou Billy" by Maximum The Hormone

*too lazy to type it all out*

Last night, I had "The Four Horsemen" playing, and instead of hearing the lines that crack your face, I heard the lines they crap your face. Hahah.

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Linchpin by Fear Factory

Opening line says, "Can't take me apart!"

I thought it said, "Just give me a pie!"

How do you even... oh wait, I guess I'm not one to talk, mistaking "Believed foretold, but who'd suspect" for "Lead the doe, rooster". XD

Jiz in my pants

Misheard lyrics, not lyrics in general.