Sanzano Posted: 08:23 May03 2010
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Has anyone read about the drunk man whose friends thought it would be funny to place a live eel in his bum? Anyway, they're up for manslaughter now as the eel ate the insides of the drunk mans stomach killing him.
Jakethesnake14 Posted: 08:46 May03 2010
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Wait, his friends put an Eel inside his ars? Woah, that is a little messed up. I have done a little pranks, but something like that? Oh man.
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Sanzano Posted: 10:00 May03 2010
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Can you imagine the autopsy, the eel ate all the insides so it would just be swimming around in the mans hollow stomach.
CRAZY CHEATS Posted: 10:04 May03 2010
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That's.......
Wow. I don't even know what to say that....
Wow. I don't even know what to say that....
Ryuujin Posted: 11:21 May03 2010
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More reason to not drink.
hello all!! Posted: 11:55 May03 2010
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O.o oh my
hu its funny why do i still care for my friend hahaha hackt her account *sigh* i just dont know *walks away*
Forgoten_Scars Posted: 12:12 May03 2010
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Well, I can definitely say that's worse than the story I heard about someone sticking a banana up their drunk friend's butt. Ryu, I wouldn't say it's a reason not to drink, just a reason not to drink around friends who's brains are comparable to bricks wrapped in barb wire.
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Jakethesnake14 Posted: 14:46 May03 2010
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I woldn't even want to. I mean, I can't imagine the doctors face when they cut him open, to find a live eel. I honestly can't.
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sk8rboy Posted: 15:43 May03 2010
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Wow... those guys went a bit overboard. If a friend of mine was drunk, I'd gladly pull a prank on them (XD), but not that bad of one lol
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Jakethesnake14 Posted: 18:48 May03 2010
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This is how it would go for me.
"Dr. Stiltner (Me), here is the scalpal."
"Thank you Dr. Taylor (Apprentice), I will now make an incision down the middle of his ribcage."
*Cuts open victim*
"Dr. Taylor.... Somethig is.... IS MOVING!"
"Sir, it looks like.... Like an eel?!?!"
"RUNNN!!!!"
Lol, I had a good laugh while typing that.
Anyway, point is that it is fun to pull pranks. I have pulled many pranks on friends. Some of them, a little more weird than others. But to go overboard and do something like that?!
First thing I wanna know is, where in the world did they get the Eel?
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peanut butter ownage Posted: 18:53 May03 2010
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Where the heck do you have an eel around to stick in someone's ***?
marielue5 Posted: 19:38 May03 2010
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Wow, that's just idiotic. I think they deserve to go to prison, even if it was not intended, they still did something very stupid.
And I'm with ryu on this, more reason not to drink.
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Lyk I iz 2 orshu 4u Posted: 19:41 May03 2010
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Chest Burster anyone?
That's just sick...
That's just sick...
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Jakethesnake14 Posted: 20:14 May03 2010
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That is EXACTLY what I would like to know.
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sphynxx Posted: 20:44 May03 2010
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What I want to know is why Sanzano would bring this up or what kind of sites he was surfing to find out this kind of thing 
I've done the typical drunken pranks. Especially when I was out on my brothers farm having a HUGE fireworks party/bonfire thing, and after consuming a considerable amount of alcohol & realising my best mate had fallen asleep, we went and got a dead pig (that had been at a butchers, so it was plucked, gutted, bleed etc etc) and put it into the bed with my mate & wrapped his arms around it with the pigs face inches from my mates.
Strange thing is; he actually laughed his **** off once he got over the shock of waking up & realising he was spooning a dead pig
I've done the typical drunken pranks. Especially when I was out on my brothers farm having a HUGE fireworks party/bonfire thing, and after consuming a considerable amount of alcohol & realising my best mate had fallen asleep, we went and got a dead pig (that had been at a butchers, so it was plucked, gutted, bleed etc etc) and put it into the bed with my mate & wrapped his arms around it with the pigs face inches from my mates.
Strange thing is; he actually laughed his **** off once he got over the shock of waking up & realising he was spooning a dead pig
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Jakethesnake14 Posted: 20:55 May03 2010
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Ahaha, remind me never to get drunk with you my friend lol.
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nanosaur Posted: 21:24 May03 2010
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I thought guys would understand not to stick stuff up there -_-
sphynxx Posted: 21:39 May03 2010
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Aww come ooon.
There is a backstory to the prank lol which is why we did it.
Me and a couple of my friends were trying to get James (the guy we stuck the pig with) to ask out this chick that was really into him - Unfortunately, she isn't the most attractive woman on the planet, and she annoys the crap out of James (which is basically why we were hassling him about it
) and he said he'd have sex with a pig, before he slept with this girl... so the opportunity came up. We took it & scared the crap out him
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Ryuujin Posted: 21:43 May03 2010
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The feeling of one's prostate being stimulated is something a lot of guys like, actually. There may have been more than one reason as to why the man allowed his friends to let it slither up there, if you catch my drift.
Of course, this is all probably wrong
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sphynxx Posted: 21:46 May03 2010
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there's no probably. Drunkness + Stupid moronic friends + Eel + Anal insertion = very, very, very wrong
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