Prank gone wrong

^You my friend Spyhnx have won the thread XD.


Anyway needless to say only a idiot would stick an eel up there friends ***.

Wait where the **** would they get an eel ? Something fishy about the story.

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sphynxx said:

Ryuu said:

Of course, this is all probably wrong

there's no probably. Drunkness + Stupid moronic friends + Eel + Anal insertion = very, very, very wrong

I was talking about my reasoning, joking that they were gay.

I know Ryuu ^.^

I was taking your line & blatantly stating the obvious

I would do something similar if I was taken away and shoved up a random man's bum hole. Who is the real victim here?

Cataclysm said:

I would do something similar if I was taken away and shoved up a random man's bum hole. Who is the real victim here?

XD Haha, yea. I feel bad for the Eel.

Jakethesnake14 said:

peanut butter ownage said:

Where the heck do you have an eel around to stick in someone's ***?

That is EXACTLY what I would like to know.

Apparently this happened in China and the people involved were all friends who worked in a Chinese restaurant together. As for how I came across this story, it was in all the national newspapers in the UK last week.

Sanzano said:

Jakethesnake14 said:

peanut butter ownage said:

Where the heck do you have an eel around to stick in someone's ***?

That is EXACTLY what I would like to know.

Apparently this happened in China and the people involved were all friends who worked in a Chinese restaurant together. As for how I came across this story, it was in all the national newspapers in the UK last week.

Oh it was in China?! Lol, well then. That makes the story a little more.... Ridiculous.

How does it make it more ridiculous?

the fact it was a chinese eel? lol

I just lol'd. Really hard.

Yes, I am a cruel person.

sphynxx said:

How does it make it more ridiculous?

the fact it was a chinese eel? lol

Lol, yes. Yes yes yes. Lmao, know I just expected the chineese to be a little more smart lol.

Well, when you're ruled by Communism, you gotta act out somehow.

Sanzano said:

Apparently this happened in China and the people involved were all friends who worked in a Chinese restaurant together. As for how I came across this story, it was in all the national newspapers in the UK last week.

Oh, if only they knew how many people were laughing at them now.

I still can't believe this. That is soo disgusting.

I'm sure you'll come around someday.

This... this is madness.


I lol'd when I read this.
My friend told me something kinda similar, where his friend's brother dared his friend to stick a water hose up his bum and turn it on. He did. Apparently, he crapped water the first time after that.

Ryuujin said:

I'm sure you'll come around someday.

Lol, what is that supposed to mean?

Green_Fire said:

This... this is madness.


I lol'd when I read this.
My friend told me something kinda similar, where his friend's brother dared his friend to stick a water hose up his bum and turn it on. He did. Apparently, he crapped water the first time after that.

This is normal, you go to Hollywood and all the stars go to have their colon cleaned out by flushing water up their bum. The equipment they use is a little more sophisticated than a garden water hose. One of the most strange things I've ever heard though is that some people get sexual pleasure by sticking a gerbil up their bum after they've had it declawed. There's a VERY famous Hollywood star who did this and had to go to hospital to have it removed.

Sanzano said:

Green_Fire said:

This... this is madness.


I lol'd when I read this.
My friend told me something kinda similar, where his friend's brother dared his friend to stick a water hose up his bum and turn it on. He did. Apparently, he crapped water the first time after that.

This is normal, you go to Hollywood and all the stars go to have their colon cleaned out by flushing water up their bum. The equipment they use is a little more sophisticated than a garden water hose. One of the most strange things I've ever heard though is that some people get sexual pleasure by sticking a gerbil up their bum after they've had it declawed. There's a VERY famous Hollywood star who did this and had to go to hospital to have it removed.

I actually have read a story on My Yahoo! not to long ago about a man, who came to the hospital to have an apple removed that was up his bum. When the doctors asked him how it got there, he insisted he was fixing the curtans and fell down on the table. He was NOT performing sex acts, he told the doctors this so much, that he was thrown out of the hospital because he wouldn't leave after the apple was removed. If ya ask me, that guy was definitly NOT fixing curtans.

Sanzano said:

Green_Fire said:

This... this is madness.


I lol'd when I read this.
My friend told me something kinda similar, where his friend's brother dared his friend to stick a water hose up his bum and turn it on. He did. Apparently, he crapped water the first time after that.

This is normal, you go to Hollywood and all the stars go to have their colon cleaned out by flushing water up their bum. The equipment they use is a little more sophisticated than a garden water hose. One of the most strange things I've ever heard though is that some people get sexual pleasure by sticking a gerbil up their bum after they've had it declawed. There's a VERY famous Hollywood star who did this and had to go to hospital to have it removed.

I loled at the first post and lmaoed at this post.Dennis how do you know these things?

I remember around my town i think a few months ago some kid had to go to hospital because he got 7 and i mean 7! crayons stuck in his bum.

Sanzano said:

Has anyone read about the drunk man whose friends thought it would be funny to place a live eel in his bum? Anyway, they're up for manslaughter now as the eel ate the insides of the drunk mans stomach killing him.

That seems really gay...gross way to die.

If he got a jolly out of it, then you're wrong, Evan. ; 3;