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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:54 Jul23 2016
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Because we mistakenly believe that our government is not as broken as it actually is.
Why are there suddenly three black helicopters headed towards my house?
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Why are there suddenly three black helicopters headed towards my house?
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Aeon-Flux Posted: 20:31 Jul23 2016
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Because you are the next president of the United States of America.
Why did George Bush quit being president?
Why did George Bush quit being president?
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:19 Jul25 2016
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He didn't quit, he got fired because he was incompetent. They just replaced him with his evil twin for the remainder of his term of office.
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
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How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:45 Jul25 2016
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400,000,000
What's Mario and Luigis surnames?
What's Mario and Luigis surnames?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:14 Jul25 2016
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Mario and Luigi Hoskins-Leguizamo.
What is meaning of Liff?
What is meaning of Liff?
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sir_Kevin Posted: 07:18 Jul26 2016
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Is when you live to be 120 years old.
Why do people place music cassettes in the toaster??
Why do people place music cassettes in the toaster??
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:26 Jul26 2016
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Because they want to hear some hot tunes.
Why was the Nintendo Famicom never made for US release (the NES is not the same thing at all)?
Why was the Nintendo Famicom never made for US release (the NES is not the same thing at all)?
I want my old avatar back...
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:28 Jul26 2016
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Because they couldn't be bothered.
Why does the US not have the UKTV channel?
Why does the US not have the UKTV channel?
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sir_Kevin Posted: 20:14 Jul26 2016
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Because they are two different countries.
Why not just fly to UK to see UKTV?
Why not just fly to UK to see UKTV?
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:34 Jul26 2016
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Because nobody wants to spend $1k+ just to watch TV.
How come I can't think of a question?
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How come I can't think of a question?
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sir_Kevin Posted: 20:43 Jul26 2016
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Because you need to go and sleep now.
What were you doing up so late drinking beer all night long?
What were you doing up so late drinking beer all night long?
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:46 Jul26 2016
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Because it finally became legal to drink without my parents consent
Could you tell I was joking?
Could you tell I was joking?
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sir_Kevin Posted: 06:34 Jul27 2016
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Yes, because you have the Joker card!!
Where did you get the Joker card from??
Where did you get the Joker card from??
CrypticWizard Posted: 15:13 Jul27 2016
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You gave it to him.
Why did you give him the joker card?
Why did you give him the joker card?
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:24 Jul27 2016
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Because he liked making jokes.
Why are all old video games red?
Why are all old video games red?
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sir_Kevin Posted: 05:28 Jul28 2016
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Because you painted them red!!
What were you doing painting them red??
What were you doing painting them red??
Aeon-Flux Posted: 11:21 Jul28 2016
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Because Red paint is ruler of the universe.
How come you ask silly questions?
How come you ask silly questions?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:47 Jul28 2016
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Because the real ruler of the universe lives in a small shack on a distant and remote planet with his cat.
Why can't you implode and explode at the same time?
Why can't you implode and explode at the same time?
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
sir_Kevin Posted: 21:06 Jul28 2016
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Because it is not worth it.
Why do people ignore signs of "no food or drinks" in certain places and make a huge mess?
Why do people ignore signs of "no food or drinks" in certain places and make a huge mess?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:38 Jul29 2016
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Because they think the rules apply to everyone else but not them.
Why do movie theaters charge such high prices for food and drinks? When a bag of popcorn costs more than the movie ticket, that's a problem.
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Why do movie theaters charge such high prices for food and drinks? When a bag of popcorn costs more than the movie ticket, that's a problem.
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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