((Like Dora or Barney or Bob the Builder?))
Name: Mewtwo
Age: I ain't gonna tell you! (Partly because I don't know)
Job: Kick annoying peoples' butts!
Special: Dark Psychic Energy, Deadly Accuracy
Main Special: Has strange powers...
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"Don't ask me. I'm not that good at astronomy."
General, if you're not using it, could I have the army for a few days?