Town Idiot25 Posted: 20:14 Jul07 2010
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bar tender calls animal control to remove it from the premises because it's dangerous to have an animal like that in a confined space filled with many people.
A man goes into the doctors.
Doctor says "I have good news and bad news,
bad news is you have cancer."
Man replies "What is the good news?"
Doctor says "It's in the early stages and can be removed with a simple operation, you'll be fully recovered within two weeks."
a jewish man walks into a convenient store. he needs a good smoke. he says to the cashier "let me have a pack of marlboros". the cashier says "will that be all?" the jewish man says yes. they complete the transaction and the jewish man walks back to his car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your wife has been killed.
a priest, a small child, and an exorcist walk into a bar. they order their drinks, say a few words. it crosses their minds to make jokes about each other's professions regarding the small boy. but they decide against it seeing as that would be rude.
a horse walks into a bar.
the bartender says "why the long face?"
horse says "because i have lung cancer"
what's the difference between a jew and a black person?
a black person is of african decent with normally dark colored skin and a jew is someone who follows jewish religion. they are of no similarity seeing as one is a race and the other is a religion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
As humans, we can never put ourselves in the position of another animal, contrary to how we feel empathy and perceive the emotions and situations of other individuals. Therefore without real knowledge of the chicken's eating and traveling patterns, we will never know.
3 Black guys are playing basket ball
They have a great time and go home with their families after the game.
A duck walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've been having strange dreams lately".
The duck was captured and became the object of intense scientific study for decades.
Get what I am doing? Your turn.
The bar tender calls animal control to remove it from the premises because it's dangerous to have an animal like that in a confined space filled with many people.
A man goes into the doctors.
Doctor says "I have good news and bad news,
bad news is you have cancer."
Man replies "What is the good news?"
Doctor says "It's in the early stages and can be removed with a simple operation, you'll be fully recovered within two weeks."
a jewish man walks into a convenient store. he needs a good smoke. he says to the cashier "let me have a pack of marlboros". the cashier says "will that be all?" the jewish man says yes. they complete the transaction and the jewish man walks back to his car.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your wife has been killed.
a priest, a small child, and an exorcist walk into a bar. they order their drinks, say a few words. it crosses their minds to make jokes about each other's professions regarding the small boy. but they decide against it seeing as that would be rude.
a horse walks into a bar.
the bartender says "why the long face?"
horse says "because i have lung cancer"
what's the difference between a jew and a black person?
a black person is of african decent with normally dark colored skin and a jew is someone who follows jewish religion. they are of no similarity seeing as one is a race and the other is a religion.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
As humans, we can never put ourselves in the position of another animal, contrary to how we feel empathy and perceive the emotions and situations of other individuals. Therefore without real knowledge of the chicken's eating and traveling patterns, we will never know.
3 Black guys are playing basket ball
They have a great time and go home with their families after the game.
A duck walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, I've been having strange dreams lately".
The duck was captured and became the object of intense scientific study for decades.
Get what I am doing? Your turn.
snakespec Posted: 20:35 Jul07 2010
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The police joke made my day, I guess I have a sick sense of humour.
EDIT:Didnt read the bottom.
What's white and can't climb trees?
Toothpaste
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in
How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door take out the elephant and put him in
There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there?
The giraffe because he's in the fridge
How do you cross a crocadile infested river?
You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.
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EDIT:Didnt read the bottom.
What's white and can't climb trees?
Toothpaste
Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door and put him in
How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door take out the elephant and put him in
There is a jungle meeting of all the animals who isn't there?
The giraffe because he's in the fridge
How do you cross a crocadile infested river?
You swim - the crocs are at the jungle meeting.
« Last edited by snakespec on Jul 7th 2010 »
Town Idiot25 Posted: 20:42 Jul07 2010
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I went onto the exact page you got those from, snake. lol
rust45 Posted: 20:57 Jul07 2010
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I approve of this topic. Too bad I can't think of any non-jokes.
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snakespec Posted: 21:00 Jul07 2010
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Ha, we like to copy n paste XD
Okay heres my own,
Did you hear about the guy who lives in Kansas?
Me neither.
Okay heres my own,
Did you hear about the guy who lives in Kansas?
Me neither.
sk8rboy Posted: 21:35 Jul07 2010
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I don't have any. TI's duck one made my lmao!
EDIT: Oh wait, I got one...
What do you call a fish with no I's?
Blind
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EDIT: Oh wait, I got one...
What do you call a fish with no I's?
Blind
« Last edited by sk8rboy on Jul 7th 2010 »
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Town Idiot25 Posted: 21:41 Jul07 2010
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DANG IT BOBBEH!
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Your doing it wrong!!!! lmao
coachcline Posted: 22:01 Jul07 2010
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Just call me Coach
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What did the blonde do when she saw the sign that read "Wal-Mart Left"?
She turned off at the next exit.
Yo Momma's so fat that she decided to get lyposuction & isn't fat anymore.
How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One if he gets a ladder.
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She turned off at the next exit.
Yo Momma's so fat that she decided to get lyposuction & isn't fat anymore.
How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One if he gets a ladder.
Siggy proudly brought to you by .Impact!
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snakespec Posted: 22:04 Jul07 2010
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OmG really?
Teach me your ways.
Teach me your ways.
pwnthemonkeys Posted: 00:09 Jul08 2010
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A horse walk into a bar.
Incapable of rational thought he craps all over the floor.
Incapable of rational thought he craps all over the floor.
There was a sig here, it's gone now.
snakespec Posted: 03:18 Jul08 2010
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A horse walks in to a bar.
He is then taken back to his field by his respectfull owners.
He is then taken back to his field by his respectfull owners.
ShadowStriker64 Posted: 03:44 Jul08 2010
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Your so fat your obese.
A man walks into a bar.The ambulance is called and he is sent to hospital.He had a broken jaw but managed to recover.
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A man walks into a bar.The ambulance is called and he is sent to hospital.He had a broken jaw but managed to recover.
-Less Cringey Stuff here -
Avy+Sig done by Cyn check out his Shop in the Graphic-Requests Forum if it still exists.
mr.619 Posted: 07:47 Jul08 2010
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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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"Where's my tractor?"
What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit?
They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
« Last edited by mr.619 on Jul 8th 2010 »
snakespec Posted: 10:51 Jul08 2010
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Whats the difference between an English Guy and a Scottish guy?
Ones English, the other's Scotish.
Ones English, the other's Scotish.
SomeWhere Posted: 11:53 Jul08 2010
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Too bad we can't quote pasta. But this thread should get in to hall of epic threads.
"Close your mind,
and
Open your heart."
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and
Open your heart."
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Symbol de Au Posted: 18:40 Jul08 2010
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But there's only one page...
So...a fat guy walks into a crowded elevator one of the people on the elevator asks him what floor he's headed to and kindly presses the button for him...Like that?(Sk8rboy I don't think yours counts...)
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sphynxx Posted: 05:07 Jul09 2010
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That = win I reckon lol.
<3 to Craizen for the Avatar & TheLlama for the Signature.
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Town Idiot25 Posted: 08:13 Jul09 2010
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your argument is invalid
peanut butter ownage Posted: 09:47 Jul09 2010
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What did the tree say to the other tree.
Nothing, that's physically impossible.
Man: I've been bursts of pain in my leg after I fell off my ladder.
Doctor: You probably broke your leg, let's get an X-ray.
Your mom is so skinny that she weighs less than most women her age.
Your mom is so poor that the Government doesn't care about her.
A black guy comes home to his wife after work.
They hug and then happily watch television with their 2 children.
Nothing, that's physically impossible.
Man: I've been bursts of pain in my leg after I fell off my ladder.
Doctor: You probably broke your leg, let's get an X-ray.
Your mom is so skinny that she weighs less than most women her age.
Your mom is so poor that the Government doesn't care about her.
A black guy comes home to his wife after work.
They hug and then happily watch television with their 2 children.
mr.619 Posted: 08:34 Jul10 2010
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Well played there.
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