I win The Game, because...

You lose because with age comes wisdom.

I win because there are seven colours in the visible colour spectrum.

You lose because inside a dark, wooden box, you will not be able to see all seven colours.

I win because scuba diving.

You lose because you didn't mention that "scuba" is an acronym for self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.

I win because I had Subway for lunch.

You lose because eating ingredients from a subway (concrete, metal, bricks, & wheels among other things) isn't the best.

I win because I had chicken for lunch.

You lose because Subway is a sandwich shop and not an actual subway.

I win because of the reason that I win which, if you don't know what it is, it's because you're not supposed to know.

You lose for 2 different reasons, depending on what you meant. If you actually thought I didn't know what Subway was, then you lose for believing that. But if you were just playing, you lose again because Trump is going to be your President for another 4 years (sadly).

I win because I have more posts and post likes than you.

You lose because I don't give a flat photon who has more posts or post likes.

I win because I didn't vote for Trump in the last election and I won't be voting for him in this one either.

You lose because your country doesn't have enough sane people.

I win because my country has a 95% voting attendance, compared to the US's 50%.

You lose because raisins.

I win because grapes.

You lose because there were too many medium-sized, blue and green speckled, but also shiny, Christmas decorations on your Christmas tree, therefore it fell over and smashed your TV.

I win because it will soon be Winter.

You lose because winter is cold. (And BTW, my Christmas tree and my TV weren't even in the same room)

I win because it will soon be summer here.

You lose because California summers are as bad as the summer in Perth, therefore it will be too hot.

I win because I just do.

You lose because saying you "just do" is unimaginative and it sounds like 2/3 of a Nike slogan.

I win because I achieved the final goal.

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You lose because the final goal was an own goal, and your team lost 0-5.

I win because I believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.

You lose because I believe in something (or more specifically, Someone) that does not require me to sacrifice everything.

I win because of that same reason.

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You lose because you weren't specific enough as to whether that "Someone" is a love interest, or a religious figure.

I win because I finished part 3/6 of my last assignment.

You lose because the fact that Someone was capitalized should have been a clue.

I win because I finally found and fixed an error in the computer game I am making.

You lose because you should've just said Him.

I win because jelly beans.

You lose becaus now I want jelly beans and it's your fault.

I win because I have Milano cookies.

You lose because I have no idea what they are. actually it turns out I do

You lose because you capitalised Milano but not cookies.

I win because I am almost half way through part 6/6 of my last assignment.