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Matt77 Posted: 10:07 Jun08 2020 Post ID: 3451298
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You lose because you are not LGBT.

I win because I haven't done any uni work today, and only need to make a checklist which won't take long at all.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:25 Jun08 2020 Post ID: 3451310
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You lose because you can't make me lose for not being LGBT.

I win becuase I don't change my opinion to match someone else's.
I want my old avatar back...
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Matt77 Posted: 03:04 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451323
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You lose because the US joined World War 2 late, and took most of the credit for the victory.

I win because I had a spaghetti toasted sandwich for lunch.

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danielroxheaps Posted: 05:18 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451325
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You lose because you had a spaghetti toasted sandwich for lunch.

I win because I was the first non-admin to join the SC Discord (cough cough hint hint)

« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Jun 9th 2020 »
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KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
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Matt77 Posted: 09:16 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451338
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You lose because I am also a member, and also joined an EFL server.

I win because I scored 26/35 in an assignment I thought I may/may not pass (and now need 8/40 in the online, open book exam).

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:50 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451343
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You lose because my new kitten is orange with stripes.

I win because my cat likes the new kitten.
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Matt77 Posted: 12:05 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451351
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You lose because your boat capsized in the boat race.

I win because my computer was seemingly broken again, but managed to fix itself.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:13 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451354
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You lose because you didn't actually fix it yourself.

I win because I got a phone call from on old friend yesterday.
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Matt77 Posted: 02:34 Jun10 2020 Post ID: 3451357
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You lose because you're not eating enough chocolate.

I win because of a reason that I mentioned in 2014.

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danielroxheaps Posted: 02:59 Jun10 2020 Post ID: 3451361
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You lose because that was six years ago.

I win because I win.
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Matt77 Posted: 08:44 Jun10 2020 Post ID: 3451372
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You lose because the New Zealand Warriors lost 0-26 on the weekend.

I win because the 2nd sporting code in Australia returns tomorrow.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:37 Jun10 2020 Post ID: 3451382
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You lose because you didn't eat the pb&j I made for you.

I win because I had bento for lunch yesterday,
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Matt77 Posted: 02:19 Jun11 2020 Post ID: 3451388
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You lose because as it turned out, Bento was also the name of a person, who you proceeded to eat.

I win because I had microwave chips for lunch.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:07 Jun11 2020 Post ID: 3451392
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You lose because, as it turned out, Chip was also the name of a person, who you proceeded to microwave and eat.

I win because I can tell the difference between a Japanese bento and a person named Bento.

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Matt77 Posted: 22:59 Jun11 2020 Post ID: 3451395
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You lose because you are responsible for people's houses burning down.

I win because noodles.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:56 Jun13 2020 Post ID: 3451418
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You lose because pasta.

I win because there are now six where before there were only five.
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Matt77 Posted: 22:45 Jun13 2020 Post ID: 3451423
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You lose because there were 6 people alive and now there are only 5.

I win because the worst team in Australia's main sporting code just thrashed a title-favourite by 44 points.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:09 Jun14 2020 Post ID: 3451433
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You lose because you are only person on SC who gives a rat's a$$ about Australian sports.

I win because in an alternate universe, Lex Luthor became the king of Australia.
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Matt77 Posted: 06:41 Jun15 2020 Post ID: 3451443
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You lose because you didn't notice the mistake I made.

I win because I successfully escaped your criticism.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:01 Jun15 2020 Post ID: 3451452
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You lose because kiwifruit is brown on the outside and green on the inside.

I win because I like kiwifruit.
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