I win The Game, because...

You lose because you're not from New Zealand.

I win because I have gotten through a majority of episodes in the first 11 years of Hollyoaks, as well as 10 seasons of Grey's Anatomy since March.

You lose because you probably don't watch the DC shows (Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, etc).

I win because I watch all of them except for Black Lightning because that one was boring.

You lose because you watch DC shows.

I win because the most of the shows I watch run indefinitely, all year long with no seasonal breaks.

You lose because you have a plumbob in your profile pic.

I win because I know what a plumbob is,

You lose because you have an old man in your profile pic.

I win because I have 2 versions of my avatar.

You lose as you can probably not change them, as that feature of the site appears to be broken (using file hosting? Is it 2010 again?)

I win because I'm getting to do things in school that I enjoy.

You lose because you're still in Year 13.

I win because I got a promotion that I apparently asked for (lol).

You lose because your opponent checkmated your king.

I win because my hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place forced my opponents into bankruptcy.

You lose because you failed to point out Matt's error (I am no longer in year 13).

You lose because you can't get your old avatar back.

You lose because if you are in school, you have to be in Year 13 (and not Yr 12) due to being 18 years old.

I win because Australia doesn't have Year 13.

You lose because that is inaccurate. Schools here often have their classes split off from July of year 1 - June of year 2. I was born towards the beginning of year 2, therefore meaning that I completed high school last year.

For example, you would be in a class with students born between July 1999 and June 2000.

I win because I also skipped NCEA level 4 so I'm studying at level 5.

You lose because you don't know how you can have tea and no tea at the same time,

I win because I do know how that is possible.

You lose because the French name for french toast is "lost bread".

I win because I haven't lost my bread.

You lose because you have lost your mind instead

(I initially thought you had left school. But then you said you are doing things in school that you enjoy, meaning you are still in school, meaning it had to be Year 13).

I win because Swansea thrashed Middlesbrough 3-0.

You lose because there are two pints in quart.

I win because there are four quarts in a gallon, meaning eight pints.

You lose beause you use the imperial system.

Matt77 said:

(I initially thought you had left school. But then you said you are doing things in school that you enjoy, meaning you are still in school, meaning it had to be Year 13).
I win because Swansea thrashed Middlesbrough 3-0.

No in tertiary level now.


I win because I use the metric system, which is far easier.

You lose because your room needs dusting.

I win because I have finished all of my exams for Semester 1.

You lose because my room does not need dusting and you just made an assumption about someone in 2020

I win because my room is nice and tidy.

You lose because you didn't have the shrimp dish I did for lunch because nobody else makes it like that.

I win because I have a unique way of making shrimp.

You lose because it's not prawns.

I win the game because... you know what, just have the win. I lose the game.

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