Matt77 Posted: 18:22 Dec18 2013
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Matt77
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Because you didn't buy one.
Why am I the only person in my year that will have a Wii U?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why am I the only person in my year that will have a Wii U?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 14:11 Dec20 2013
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Because cats.
Why do I not even want the Wii U?
Why do I not even want the Wii U?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
KingofCorn Posted: 10:39 Dec30 2013
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KingofCorn
Avoid the Noid.
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Because it looks awful.
Why doesn't Apple make a console?
Why doesn't Apple make a console?
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:42 Jan02 2014
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Because if they did it would probably suck just as much as their computers.
Why doesn't Atari make consoles anymore?
Why doesn't Atari make consoles anymore?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 04:21 Jan11 2014
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Because I never played one.
Why are SEGA doing so bad lately?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why are SEGA doing so bad lately?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:11 Jan11 2014
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Because most of their games are boring or poorly made so they don't sell.
Why did Sega stop making consoles?
Why did Sega stop making consoles?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:12 Jan11 2014
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Because dogs.
Why is Nintendo dying?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why is Nintendo dying?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:39 Jan13 2014
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Because someone killed it.
If Pizza Hut sells pizza, what does Fingerhut sell?
If Pizza Hut sells pizza, what does Fingerhut sell?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 02:05 Jan14 2014
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Fingers. (I have no idea what fingerhut is)
Why doesn't Dominoes sell dominoes?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why doesn't Dominoes sell dominoes?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 20:23 Jan14 2014
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Because it's Domino's PIZZA, not Domino's Dominoes.
Why do they call them "buffalo wings" when buffalo don't have wings, and they're made out of chicken anyway?
Why do they call them "buffalo wings" when buffalo don't have wings, and they're made out of chicken anyway?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 08:53 Jan15 2014
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Because Buffalo Wings is a better name than Chicken Which We Want You To Think Is Buffalo Wings.
If the universe is in theory a flat neverending area, what would happen if you few up or down, rather than across the universe?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
If the universe is in theory a flat neverending area, what would happen if you few up or down, rather than across the universe?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:41 Jan15 2014
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You would implode and explode at the the same time, which is a neat trick if you can do it.
BTW: Fingerhut is a mail-order company. Why they call themselves "Fingerhut" I have no idea.
What idiot decided it was a good idea to roll up dried leaves, set them on fire, and breathe in their smoke?
BTW: Fingerhut is a mail-order company. Why they call themselves "Fingerhut" I have no idea.
What idiot decided it was a good idea to roll up dried leaves, set them on fire, and breathe in their smoke?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:27 Jan17 2014
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Your great grandad. (jk)
Why does everyone in my year think 3DS's suck?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why does everyone in my year think 3DS's suck?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:28 Jan18 2014
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Because they are all wrong. The 3DS is awesome.
Why did the makers of Newtons use figs for their first cookies?
Why did the makers of Newtons use figs for their first cookies?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 08:31 Jan20 2014
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Because 010011010010110.
Why don't many people know about Mario Kart Wii Custom Tracks? (there are actually legit custom tracks, in fact over 200 of them)
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Why don't many people know about Mario Kart Wii Custom Tracks? (there are actually legit custom tracks, in fact over 200 of them)
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:08 Jan20 2014
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Because Mario Kart Wii was not a very popular Mario Kart game.
Why did they remake Final Fantasy III and IV for the DS but not Final Fantasy VI (which is a personal favorite of mine)?
Why did they remake Final Fantasy III and IV for the DS but not Final Fantasy VI (which is a personal favorite of mine)?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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