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KingofCorn Posted: 00:20 Nov27 2013 Post ID: 3290204
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Because they look dumb in yellow.



Why are all under cover cop cars just Crown Victorias? Why not like Camrys or Accords?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:51 Nov28 2013 Post ID: 3290433
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Because the police department wanted them to be Crown Victorias.

Why do ostriches have wings when they can't fly?
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:52 Nov29 2013 Post ID: 3290536
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For looks.



Why do wedding rings go on the left hand?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:32 Nov29 2013 Post ID: 3290649
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Because engagement rings go on the right hand.

Why are sitcoms always half an hour and dramas are always an hour?
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KingofCorn Posted: 01:09 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290701
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Because of the way commercials work.




Why isn't internet free?
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Street Kombat Posted: 13:56 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290824
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Because people want money for everything.

Why do people have to pay for water when it is a natural resource?

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KingofCorn Posted: 22:45 Nov30 2013 Post ID: 3290905
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Because they are really paying for it to be pumped and purified.



Why is grass green?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:03 Dec01 2013 Post ID: 3291029
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Because of chlorophyll.

Why don't vampires turn to ash in the moonlight since it is actually sunlight being reflected?
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KingofCorn Posted: 00:33 Dec02 2013 Post ID: 3291149
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Because otherwise Twilight would have only been 20 mins. I really wish it was.




Why do people want to ban guns?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:42 Dec08 2013 Post ID: 3292281
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Because some people use guns for the wrong reasons. The guns are not the problem, it's the people who use them. Without guns, they would find something else to use.

Why can't anyone find the remains of Noah's ark?
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KingofCorn Posted: 10:44 Dec09 2013 Post ID: 3292481
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Because archaeologists aren't allowed in Turkey.



Is there life on other planets?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:47 Dec11 2013 Post ID: 3292924
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If there isn't, it would be an awful waste of space.

Why do people ask questions?
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KingofCorn Posted: 00:51 Dec12 2013 Post ID: 3293101
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Because the humans are a curious species.



Why are we here?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:01 Dec12 2013 Post ID: 3293217
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Because we're not someplace else.

Why is the title of this thread not capitalized?
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KingofCorn Posted: 02:06 Dec13 2013 Post ID: 3293414
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Laziness.


Why are there so many bad movies that win awards?
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Street Kombat Posted: 13:07 Dec13 2013 Post ID: 3293492
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Because there are so few good movies anymore. They seem to be running out of ideas.

How do cats purr?

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KingofCorn Posted: 00:40 Dec17 2013 Post ID: 3294300
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Because they are happy.




Why is America so bureaucratic?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:13 Dec17 2013 Post ID: 3294417
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Because they want to keep people from doing anything that might change things, so they make it too confusing.

Why do people think video games are just for kids?
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Matt77 Posted: 08:59 Dec18 2013 Post ID: 3294612
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Because they think adults should be mature.

Why am I the only person in my year (260 people) that has a 3DS?

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Street Kombat Posted: 11:59 Dec18 2013 Post ID: 3294646
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Because you are one lucky dog.

Why don't I have a 3DS?

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