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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:43 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423198
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Because I didn't have my Batman suit with me.

How could you expect me to fight crime without wearing my Batman suit?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:13 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423218
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Because the Batman suit actually weighs you down.

How could you teach the newcomers the fancy way to speak English?


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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:39 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423243
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Because I was promised more gadgets for Batman suit if I did that.

How could you expect me not to want to get more gadgets for my Batman suit?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:44 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423252
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I don't, I just didn't understand why you taught the fancy English.

How could you learn the fancy way of speaking English?


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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:46 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423256
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Because Bruce Wayne taught me the fancy way to speak English when he was training me to be the next Batman.

How could you not think the next Batman would speak fancy English?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:48 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423260
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Because he's only a superhero. All they do is "help" people from "falling" "buildings" and destroy the city.

How could you throw a rock into Big Ben?


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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:53 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423264
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That wasn't me, that was my evil twin.

How could be online the same time as me?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:56 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423266
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I'm always on at random times between 8.22am - 3.13pm (at min & max)

How could be online at the same time as me?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:38 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423279
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I try to visit at least once a day. I used to it more often when the forums were more active.

How could you eat all the Rice Krispies?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:59 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423308
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It was your cat, not me!

How could you let your cat eat all the Rice Krispies?!


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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:01 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423310
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She didn't eat them, I just gave her the leftover milk.

How could you think any of my cats would eat Rice Krispies (they won't actually)?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 21:05 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423314
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Well, it wasn't me, it clearly wasn't you, it wasn't your cats and I doubt we have cannibal rats. Unless...

HOW COULD YOU LET CANNIBAL RATS INTO THE HOUSE?!


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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:11 Sep21 2016 Post ID: 3423319
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Cannibal rats wouldn't eat Rice Krispies, they would eat other rats, which is what makes them cannibals.

How could you forget what "cannibal" means?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:13 Sep22 2016 Post ID: 3423353
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Because 42.

How could you not have an avatar?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 15:49 Sep22 2016 Post ID: 3423376
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Because avatars are for loooooosers.

Does that sound like something Stephen Hawking would say? Because it feels like it.


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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:56 Sep23 2016 Post ID: 3423432
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How could you post a question in the thread that didn't start with "How could you?"

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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:51 Oct09 2016 Post ID: 3423954
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Wow I have no idea what happened there...

How could you not add '?!' at the end of your sentence?!


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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:09 Oct10 2016 Post ID: 3424004
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Because according to two of my past teachers, that is not actually a valid form of punctuation.

How could you throw that turtle out the window?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 17:18 Oct10 2016 Post ID: 3424036
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Geez, calm down. It was only a dog toy. He wanted me to throw it.

How could you not realise that the turtle was a dog toy?!


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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:58 Oct11 2016 Post ID: 3424094
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Because it looked like a real turtle.

How could you buy the dog a toy turtle that looks real?

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