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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:25 Oct11 2016 Post ID: 3424120
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Because I took him to the pet store and he wanted that one.

How could you think I would get a real turtle and throw it out the window?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:00 Oct12 2016 Post ID: 3424193
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I have no idea, that's why I asked.

How could you think throwing a turtle out of a ground-floor window into soft grass would harm it?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 15:29 Oct13 2016 Post ID: 3424290
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That's what you told me! And the grass isn't that soft.

How could you think the grass was soft?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:32 Oct15 2016 Post ID: 3424417
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This patch of grass is very soft. Take off your shoes and walk in it, you'll see.

How could you deny the softness of the grass?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:05 Oct16 2016 Post ID: 3424475
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Because I jumped out that window and it really hurt

How could you let me jump out the window?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:32 Oct16 2016 Post ID: 3424491
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Because we were on the first floor so I knew it wouldn't kill you.

How could you think I'd let you die?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:57 Oct18 2016 Post ID: 3424636
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I didn't

How could you let me do something stupid?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:11 Oct23 2016 Post ID: 3424849
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Everyone does stupid things sometimes.

How could you not miss me even though I!ve been gone for several days?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 20:04 Oct24 2016 Post ID: 3424932
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Because you put an ! instead of an '

How could you replace ' with ! ?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:09 Oct27 2016 Post ID: 3425173
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Because typing on a phone isn't easy.

How could you criticize my typing when I'm on a phone?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 03:12 Oct28 2016 Post ID: 3425192
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Because you should've used auto-correct.

How could you not use auto-correct if you don't like me pointing out your errors?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:46 Jan12 2017 Post ID: 3428316
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Because autocorrect often gets things wrong.

How could you settle down, raise a family, join the PTA, buy some sensible shoes and a station wagon, then party till you're broke and get dragged away?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 19:07 Feb06 2017 Post ID: 3428949
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Because I was just a lab rat. We were testing to see how fast you can have it all then lose it.

How could you decline to be a part of the test?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:50 Feb11 2017 Post ID: 3429130
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Because I was one of the scientists conducting the test. I am an experimental scientist, it's what we do. Some people call it cryptic or wizardry, but it really is just science.

How could you burn your candle at both ends while looking a gift horse in the mouth?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 15:37 Feb12 2017 Post ID: 3429207
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It was a double ended candle and the horse had something in its mouth.

How could you win a Nobel prize without submitting anything???????????
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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:49 Feb16 2017 Post ID: 3429352
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Because I discovered something instead.

How you could not realize that you can win the Nobel prize for different reasons?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 16:34 May03 2017 Post ID: 3432457
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Because I'm not nobel.

How could you scare those cats by filling a room with cucumbers???
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:11 May04 2017 Post ID: 3432515
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I had to the cats out of the room somehow.

How could you drink human blood when you're not a vampire?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:19 May04 2017 Post ID: 3432567
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I like the taste.

Where did that scratch come from?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:24 May05 2017 Post ID: 3432590
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It came from making something from scratch.

Why do American's say the letter Z as "zee" when most other English-speaking countries say it as "zed?"
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