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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:17 May06 2017
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Because Americans are "special" and require their own take on pronunciation.
How could you post this in the wrong thread?!
How could you post this in the wrong thread?!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:55 May07 2017
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Because I was confused.
How could you confuse me?
How could you confuse me?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 21:14 May08 2017
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It wasn't me.
How could you axe Lawrence White, Iain MacLeod???!!!
How could you axe Lawrence White, Iain MacLeod???!!!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:31 May09 2017
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I don't even know who those people are.
How could you ask me about people I've never heard of?
How could you ask me about people I've never heard of?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:31 May09 2017
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Because I wanted to confuse you
How could you let me confuse you?
How could you let me confuse you?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:37 May10 2017
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Because eggplants.
How could you do what you did?
How could you do what you did?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 21:03 May17 2017
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I did what I had to do.
How could you not know who Iain MacLeod is?
How could you not know who Iain MacLeod is?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:53 May17 2017
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Because the evil alien rutabagas messed with my mind.
How could you crash Starbug?
How could you crash Starbug?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 10:41 May30 2017
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Because it's a bug therefore it controls itself.
How could you paint the door black?
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How could you paint the door black?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:01 May30 2017
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Because when I see a red door I want to paint it black.
How could you want all colours to turn black?
How could you want all colours to turn black?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 07:30 Jul20 2018
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Because then I can ask people what colour the door is and when they answer incorrectly I can be an annoying s*** and correct them; that black technically isn't a colour.
How could you throw away your lottery ticket which had all the winning numbers?
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How could you throw away your lottery ticket which had all the winning numbers?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:52 Jul20 2018
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Because it had all the winning numbers from LAST week, but I purchased the ticket THIS week.
(This actually happened to someone, I read about it in the news)
How could you think eggplants are a vegetable when they are actually a fruit?
(This actually happened to someone, I read about it in the news)
How could you think eggplants are a vegetable when they are actually a fruit?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 01:55 Jul23 2018
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Because the education system brainwashed us! (including me, I never knew that!)
How could you wear sunscreen inside a freezer?
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How could you wear sunscreen inside a freezer?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:23 Jul23 2018
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Because I put the sunscreen on when I was out in the sun, before walking into the freezer.
How could you lose the race?
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jul 23rd 2018 »
How could you lose the race?
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Jul 23rd 2018 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 10:03 Jul30 2018
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Because I am not a tortoise.
How could you not lose the race?
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How could you not lose the race?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 23:44 Jul30 2018
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Because I don't like to lose.
How could you expect me to lose?
How could you expect me to lose?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:05 Nov10 2018
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Because it's just something I would think.
How could you kill your wife, become a recluse farmer then die of a heart attack 41 years later?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:09 Nov13 2018
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Because it was in the script.
How could you expect me not to follow the script?
How could you expect me not to follow the script?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 23:29 Nov15 2018
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Because something is clearly wrong with the script writer.
How could you not tell there was something wrong with the script writer?
How could you not tell there was something wrong with the script writer?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:48 Nov17 2018
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Because I get the script from the director, I've never met the writer.
How could you expect me to know something is wrong with someone I've never met?
How could you expect me to know something is wrong with someone I've never met?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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