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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:40 Jun10 2020
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Because I happen to like some of their music.
How could you not like the Spice Girls?
How could you not like the Spice Girls?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 23:02 Jun15 2020
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Because I haven't got the time to "spice up [my] life".
How could you forgive her everything she did?
How could you forgive her everything she did?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 09:36 Jun16 2020
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Because I am a very forgiving person (I really am).
How could you hold a grudge?
How could you hold a grudge?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:12 Jun16 2020
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Because nobody crosses me and gets away with it 
How could you threaten your kidnappers with explosives?
How could you threaten your kidnappers with explosives?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 17:39 Jun17 2020
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Because I didn't have my twin katana (my weapons of choice) with me.
How could you eat all that guacamole?
How could you eat all that guacamole?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 05:16 Jun18 2020
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Because I didn't realise it was guacamole.
How could you eat all those jalape�os?
How could you eat all those jalape�os?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:01 Jun19 2020
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Because they were jalapeno poppers, which I like.
How could you hide all your brother's socks?
How could you hide all your brother's socks?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 23:09 Jun19 2020
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So his feet get cold
How could you crash a bus through a wedding hall?
How could you crash a bus through a wedding hall?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 15:56 Jun20 2020
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It wasn't my fault, the brakes went out. I'm just glad the wedding hall was empty at the time so nobody got hurt.
How could you sink that battleship?
How could you sink that battleship?
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 20:10 Jun20 2020
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Because it was the purpose of the game.
How could you get the events of Hollyoaks's "Enjoy the Ride" storyline half-correct?
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How could you get the events of Hollyoaks's "Enjoy the Ride" storyline half-correct?
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Matt77 Posted: 10:19 Jun23 2020
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Because soaps are very predictable.
How could you stick a knife into a toaster?
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
How could you stick a knife into a toaster?
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:32 Jun23 2020
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To see what really happens.
How could you call soaps predictable???!!!
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How could you call soaps predictable???!!!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:09 Jun23 2020
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Because, speaking as someone who used to watch them, you eventually predict what's going to happen.
How could you forget to put the lemonade in the refrigerator?
How could you forget to put the lemonade in the refrigerator?
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I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 23:53 Jun23 2020
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Because there was more room in the wine cooler.
How could you let 2020 do this to us?
How could you let 2020 do this to us?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:41 Jun24 2020
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Because it is part of my master plan.
How could you cream foul language at that old woman?
How could you cream foul language at that old woman?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 18:18 Jun24 2020
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Because I couldn't cream the butter.
How could you not get the absolute best cooking utensils?
How could you not get the absolute best cooking utensils?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:17 Jun25 2020
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Because they were sold out of them.
How could you yell at her mother?
How could you yell at her mother?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 22:41 Jun25 2020
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Because she was behaving very inappropriately.
How could you not write an entire book in cursive?
How could you not write an entire book in cursive?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:33 Jun26 2020
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Because my pen ran out of ink.
How could you lick the middles out of all the Oreos?
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How could you lick the middles out of all the Oreos?
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I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
danielroxheaps Posted: 02:53 Jul02 2020
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Because my partner does not like them.
How could you study to be a neurosurgeon in an attempt to be on Grey's Anatomy??
How could you study to be a neurosurgeon in an attempt to be on Grey's Anatomy??
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