Insults

What is your best insult? What insult do you use most often? Where do you get your insults from? Do you take insults serious?

The insult I use the most often is calling someone a "n00b". ...Gaming rubs off on me. No I do not take insults serious.

I think I need to say "insult" more in this post. Insulting insults insulted insulters.

Most of the insults I use can't be posted here.

But I am partial to the good ole' "Buttmunch", though usually when I say that I'm just teasing.

"Kimmy, you're fat"

I used to call people "idiots" a lot, but then I realized that I used that because I didn't want to be called that myself.
I also used to call people 'suckers/suckas' as well, but then someone told me to stop.
The other day I called someone a 'bum with a capital cardboard box.' I'm usually pretty imaginative nowadays.

What I usually use;

Look at this weak a$$ f**k boy right here.

Ol boy a ho

You is poo/butt

[Insert friend's perverted sentence/joke]

"Wow, [insert name], did you get that from the porn last night?"

Although it's pretty lame if you say it exactly like that. :/

Various sentences which almost always involve the word F***

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Amongst other Shakespearean insults :P

'Played FIFA the other day, great game, smashed some quality goals'

'Yeah, but are you a ****** though?'

Impromptu Escapade said:

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Amongst other Shakespearean insults :P

I lol'd hard Alli xD So much class...

I use insults in another language mostly ^__^

Nothing too clever. Cabbage, sometimes f yuck er, faqqot comes out often too.

C*nt, Its simple and gets the point across Also it only really works with a english accent, when americans say it they just sound retarded.

« Last edited by TheLlama on Jul 26th 2011 »

Jirachi X said:

Various sentences which almost always involve the word F***

TheLlama said:

C*nt, Its simple and gets the point across Also it only really works with a english accent, when americans say it they just sound retarded.

^Those.

I used to be creative with my insults. Now I just use 'effing' followed by an insult. Like, you effing idiot, or you effing *insert other name for penis here*, or you effing *insert the t word for vagina* or I just call them what Llama said.

All in good fun, though :D

What don't I use? I particularly enjoy stringing as many curses as possible together. I once made a small child cry on MW2 by doing this, though I can be fairly creative on occasion.

I don't seriously insult people irl much. I'll insult my friends and to a bystander it would seem like I was being a huge butthole to this person, when in reality I'm completely kidding. But yeah, I suppose most of my serious insults come in the form of sarcastic comments.

My insults are nearly all sarcasm. Or I'll just be a drunken jerk but I am rarely serious when I'm insulting someone.

I dont insult anyone.

I am far too polite.

^ HA! You're funny.

peanut butter ownage said:

^ HA! You're funny.

I tell them they're being such a Filip, and they go home and cry for hours.