Volke Posted: 08:59 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083134
Volke
Executioner
Posts: 9,341
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Post Likes: 33
(Insert cool banner here)
Hello, and welcome to the SuperCheats Newsletter - 2011 edition. This is being posted now because, after Christmas, everyone will be busy playing their new video games or masturbating to their new poster of *insert famous porn star/attractive actress here*.
I'd include a table of contents, but this thing will be more fun if you don't know what's coming next.
The Interview
Today, I have decided to interview someone who most of you won't know, but is a very intelligent existential philosopher. Please welcome...Brian!
Me: Yo Brian. Time to answer some questions.
Brian: Do you think asking me questions makes you look cool?
Me: I'm supposed to be the one asking.
Brian: Nope. You're no hipster.
Brian: Only by signing off MSN can you hope to salvage your soul.
Me: Ok, bye.
Brian: Wait! How dare you leave during my philosophical rant!
And then I signed off.
Thanks, Brian, for the interview.
The Achievements
A bunch of people posted/submitted and hit a number divisible by 1000. Whoop-de-do.
Members of the Year
That's right. There will be several members of the year, this year. They are:
Volke, Ben, Benjini, Beneta, Faris, Nate, Lukie, Becky, Nikki, Chase, Schizophrenia, Zaltias, Layne, Testvirus (not a PXE bro, but your posts actually have a sense of humour), Markles, Taron, Veenis...and anyone else who's an active PXE member (except Kisame...because you have some time to go yet before you pass the initiation process).
Post of the Year
The winner of the post of the year is...well, me, for my fantastically valid drunken rant about the effects of the Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer story.
http://forums.supercheats.com/topic.php?topic=122072&page=1
The post is most of the way down the page.
And yes, I am aware that there may have been better posts throughout the year, but do you honestly think I can be bothered to hunt for them?
Special article - Volke's Promotion
Yeah, so Rich asked me if I wanted to be an Admin again. I complied. Fantastic, isn't it.
Well, not really. All I've done is ban bots. But I'm thankful for the position, nonetheless.
If people actually posted here anymore, you'd all know what a positive impact my promotion would have had.
Special article - Chris' resignation
Unfortunately, Chris resigned for some reason, primarily involving Derek annoying him (who, ironically, also left). Thanks for all the work you did Chris.
Random Content!
Here are some random pictures I have decided to post. Enjoy!
Video Game Review - FIFA 12
FIFA 12 is awesome. Buy it!
Film Review - Bad Santa
Bad Santa is the best Christmas film ever made. Buy it!
Credits, Thanks and Disclaimer
Volke - Everything
Special thanks to...no-one in particular.
Disclaimer...rip anything off from this newsletter if you wish. It will cause me to do absolutely nothing.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
~ Volke
Hello, and welcome to the SuperCheats Newsletter - 2011 edition. This is being posted now because, after Christmas, everyone will be busy playing their new video games or masturbating to their new poster of *insert famous porn star/attractive actress here*.
I'd include a table of contents, but this thing will be more fun if you don't know what's coming next.
The Interview
Today, I have decided to interview someone who most of you won't know, but is a very intelligent existential philosopher. Please welcome...Brian!
Me: Yo Brian. Time to answer some questions.
Brian: Do you think asking me questions makes you look cool?
Me: I'm supposed to be the one asking.
Brian: Nope. You're no hipster.
Brian: Only by signing off MSN can you hope to salvage your soul.
Me: Ok, bye.
Brian: Wait! How dare you leave during my philosophical rant!
And then I signed off.
Thanks, Brian, for the interview.
The Achievements
A bunch of people posted/submitted and hit a number divisible by 1000. Whoop-de-do.
Members of the Year
That's right. There will be several members of the year, this year. They are:
Volke, Ben, Benjini, Beneta, Faris, Nate, Lukie, Becky, Nikki, Chase, Schizophrenia, Zaltias, Layne, Testvirus (not a PXE bro, but your posts actually have a sense of humour), Markles, Taron, Veenis...and anyone else who's an active PXE member (except Kisame...because you have some time to go yet before you pass the initiation process).
Post of the Year
The winner of the post of the year is...well, me, for my fantastically valid drunken rant about the effects of the Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer story.
http://forums.supercheats.com/topic.php?topic=122072&page=1
The post is most of the way down the page.
And yes, I am aware that there may have been better posts throughout the year, but do you honestly think I can be bothered to hunt for them?
Special article - Volke's Promotion
Yeah, so Rich asked me if I wanted to be an Admin again. I complied. Fantastic, isn't it.
Well, not really. All I've done is ban bots. But I'm thankful for the position, nonetheless.
If people actually posted here anymore, you'd all know what a positive impact my promotion would have had.
Special article - Chris' resignation
Unfortunately, Chris resigned for some reason, primarily involving Derek annoying him (who, ironically, also left). Thanks for all the work you did Chris.
Random Content!
Here are some random pictures I have decided to post. Enjoy!
Video Game Review - FIFA 12
FIFA 12 is awesome. Buy it!
Film Review - Bad Santa
Bad Santa is the best Christmas film ever made. Buy it!
Credits, Thanks and Disclaimer
Volke - Everything
Special thanks to...no-one in particular.
Disclaimer...rip anything off from this newsletter if you wish. It will cause me to do absolutely nothing.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
~ Volke
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Jirachi X Posted: 09:15 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083136
Jirachi X
Posts: 10,223
Post Likes: 2
Post Likes: 2
Since there is no like button, you can not fully comprehend how much I like this edition of the newsletter.
I'm gone - bye
shrimp15292001 Posted: 09:33 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083138
shrimp15292001
Posts: 877
Post Likes: 0
Post Likes: 0
I love it! Continue the great work. You really have a way of getting deep down into the issues we are all interested in.
Animefreak Posted: 09:40 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083139
Animefreak
The Doctor
Posts: 3,990
Post Likes: 3
Post Likes: 3
I love you Volke.
Dearly.
Dearly.
Yes.
Xeta Posted: 10:36 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083141
Xeta
Beneta
Posts: 6,133
Post Likes: 79
Post Likes: 79
Brian RIP
Volke Posted: 10:40 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083142
Volke
Executioner
Posts: 9,341
Post Likes: 33
Post Likes: 33
Since there is no 'Like' button, I would like to let everyone know that I 'Like' the four posts above.
PXE brofist.
« Last edited by Volke on Dec 17th 2011 »
PXE brofist.
« Last edited by Volke on Dec 17th 2011 »
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Craizen Posted: 11:24 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083144
Craizen
A'ight
Posts: 8,105
Post Likes: 66
Post Likes: 66
I don't know who this shrimp is but he sounds cool.
Great stuff Volke
Great stuff Volke
Warrior13 Posted: 11:40 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083145
Warrior13
Jimo Dashen
Posts: 29,440
Post Likes: 1,056
Post Likes: 1,056
Awesome, as always.
steelersrock01 Posted: 11:47 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083149
steelersrock01
Posts: 17,088
Post Likes: 162
Post Likes: 162
Hard-hitting journalism at it's best. I'm feeling a Pulitzer. 
kazualsk8r Posted: 13:04 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083160
kazualsk8r
aka Oatmeal
Posts: 6,059
Post Likes: 3
Post Likes: 3
I was about to suggest Craizen join PXE, but then I was like "Oh, wait..."
Rip Betty white
Zaltias Posted: 13:32 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083164
Zaltias
Posts: 5,904
Post Likes: 0
Post Likes: 0
I'm quite impressed you still have the only record of Nikki's childhood.
10 - Supply Depot (1)
13 - Barracks
15 - Marine (1)
16 - Orbital Command + Supply Depot (2)
16 @100% Marine (1) - Command Center (2)
21 - Bunker (1) + Barracks (2) (3)
10 - Supply Depot (1)
13 - Barracks
15 - Marine (1)
16 - Orbital Command + Supply Depot (2)
16 @100% Marine (1) - Command Center (2)
21 - Bunker (1) + Barracks (2) (3)
BURNOUTFREAK Posted: 14:54 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083180
BURNOUTFREAK
edgy
Posts: 4,843
Post Likes: 97
Post Likes: 97
Not that he posts much.
This newsletter is win, nice job Volke.
ozzo Posted: 15:14 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083184
ozzo
_________S
Posts: 27,396
Post Likes: 17
Post Likes: 17
best post ever was your porno flick.
I loved it volke
and this article is worth touching myself over
I loved it volke
and this article is worth touching myself over
Avengein Posted: 15:44 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083186
Avengein
Posts: 713
Post Likes: 31
Post Likes: 31
I am hax.
Best newsletter yet Volke. I thought that Benjina guys posts in the teams were pretty good though.
Best newsletter yet Volke. I thought that Benjina guys posts in the teams were pretty good though.
What the hell am I doing here?
balthiersbit Posted: 15:51 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083187
balthiersbit
Poop DinoQueen
Posts: 10,641
Post Likes: 188
Post Likes: 188
OMG that post almost made me wet myself...or was that the incontinence oh well!
Nice fellow PXEbro, great interview but do you really think it's cool to make fun of others?
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
geezerguy Posted: 16:38 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083193
geezerguy
Jailbait / Lukie
Posts: 14,016
Post Likes: 43
Post Likes: 43
HEY VOLKE!
.. <3
.. <3
Winner of Member Brawl 2011 <3
kazualsk8r Posted: 20:26 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083208
kazualsk8r
aka Oatmeal
Posts: 6,059
Post Likes: 3
Post Likes: 3
fix'd
« Last edited by kazualsk8r on Dec 17th 2011 »
Rip Betty white
TestVirus101 Posted: 20:43 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083210
TestVirus101
Ah crap he's finally dead
Posts: 15,110
Post Likes: 35
Post Likes: 35
>mfw da burrs win da superb owl
« Last edited by TestVirus101 on Dec 17th 2011 »
hatershateme Posted: 23:13 Dec17 2011
Post ID: 3083229
hatershateme
Mr. Forum Games!
Posts: 16,051
Post Likes: 4
Post Likes: 4
Nice newsletter
Also, who is Brian?
Also, who is Brian?
superbird5005 is Bae
Sig and Avy: Craizen
Volke Posted: 03:44 Dec18 2011
Post ID: 3083248
Volke
Executioner
Posts: 9,341
Post Likes: 33
Post Likes: 33
Haha, glad you all liked the Newsletter guys. It wasn't easy...I put a full half hour into it!
Click on the signature of one of the many members who has posted in here, and you will enter the place where you may find out.
Click on the signature of one of the many members who has posted in here, and you will enter the place where you may find out.
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