Employed?

Yeah, although it varies, when one of us wanders off topic, the other follows xD

So have you ever gotten any work-related injuries?

Well, when I worked at Mickey D's, I got burned a bit.
But nothing serious.
At any job. That I can remember, at least.

Yeah, i guess that's what happens when you work in the kitchen.

Better get used to it Julian, because your wife is gonna be the man of the house, i can tell. That's not sexist, its just the truth.

What's the craziest thing you've ever done while on shift?

I'm probably not going to get married.
It isn't something that appeals to me.
I feel restricted enough in just a high school relationship. xD

I've never done anything 'crazy' while working.
A 'real' job, at least.
I stick to rules. Don't want to get in trouble or get fired.
The most I've done in that sense would be talking about some really nasty things with other workers. We don't really hold back with our thoughts. :p

But as for working with my neighbor.. that's a different story.
I hit on her all the time. Say some really nasty things. And goof around a bit.
She doesn't care though. Haha. Even joins in sometimes. xD

Jay_Dee said:

I'm probably not going to get married.
It isn't something that appeals to me.
I feel restricted enough in just a high school relationship. xD

That's probably for the best, i'd feel bad for your kids. xD

Jay_Dee said:

I've never done anything 'crazy' while working.
A 'real' job, at least.
I stick to rules. Don't want to get in trouble or get fired.
The most I've done in that sense would be talking about some really nasty things with other workers. We don't really hold back with our thoughts. :p

Nasty things like... dirty cheap undergarments?

Jay_Dee said:

But as for working with my neighbor.. that's a different story.
I hit on her all the time. Say some really nasty things. And goof around a bit.
She doesn't care though. Haha. Even joins in sometimes. xD

What!? Are you kidding?! Isn't your neighbor like an old lady?

Imagine how kids of mine would turn out... *shudder*

I remember one time, one of my co-workers literally admitted that he masturbates.
I almost puked.
And, the thing is, it was McDonald's. Where you work with food. Using your hands.
Then he started talking about what he does, what he uses, and... bleh. I can't even keep thinking about it. Disgusting.

She's only like thirty. xD
It's mostly only jokingly flirty stuff.
Nothing worse than what I do with basically everyone I talk to. Bahaha

Jay_Dee said:

Imagine how kids of mine would turn out... *shudder*

I remember one time, one of my co-workers literally admitted that he masturbates.
I almost puked.
And, the thing is, it was McDonald's. Where you work with food. Using your hands.
Then he started talking about what he does, what he uses, and... bleh. I can't even keep thinking about it. Disgusting.

I hardly believe that would make much of an impact on their average cheeseburger...

Jay_Dee said:

Imagine how kids of mine would turn out... *shudder*

I remember one time, one of my co-workers literally admitted that he masturbates.
I almost puked.
And, the thing is, it was McDonald's. Where you work with food. Using your hands.
Then he started talking about what he does, what he uses, and... bleh. I can't even keep thinking about it. Disgusting.

She's only like thirty. xD
It's mostly only jokingly flirty stuff.
Nothing worse than what I do with basically everyone I talk to. Bahaha

That's uh... nice to know i guess.

You do some pretty bad things Julian, so don't say that so casually xD

Pathosray said:

I hardly believe that would make much of an impact on their average cheeseburger...

Well, it would add flavor, and then he could get fired O_o

Pathosray said:

I hardly believe that would make much of an impact on their average cheeseburger...

Make it a little saltier. Might find some hair in their burgers.
But other than that, you're right. xD

Keyblade21 said:

You do some pretty bad things Julian, so don't say that so casually xD

You say that as if you KNOW what I do. Bahaha.

That makes me sick to think about Julian. If i were able to, i'd delete your post for being sick and wrong.

I have no idea what you do, but it's probably ten times worse that what i can imagine you doing. That's pretty bad.

There was nothing wrong with his post. Don't be so dramatic.

Bahahaha.
And what exactly do you imagine that I do? xD

sphynxx said:

There was nothing wrong with his post. Don't be so dramatic.

THANK you.

sphynxx said:

There was nothing wrong with his post. Don't be so dramatic.

I was kidding man, jeez :P

Jay_Dee said:

Bahahaha.
And what exactly do you imagine that I do? xD

Oh, well nothing good. I don't exactly know.

You assume I just give off bad influence and inappropriateness? xD

Well you don't exactly have a clean mouth, and you and Sphynxx spent a whole page talking about that girl in the video who was whining about Leap Day.

But I could just be an inappropriate and immature high schooler, not some experience teenager who does a bunch of inappropriate and immature things. :p

Experienced*

Shortest job you've ever had?

-_-
Just a simple typo.

Uhm... -real- job? Three months. McDonald's. :p
In general? A day. Mowing various yards. Haha

What's the worst sunburn you've gotten from doing work outside?