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Keyblade21 Posted: 15:17 May23 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you try to stop a bullet (that has been fired out of a gun) with your hand.
Alana|D Posted: 16:03 May23 2013
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You know you're an idiot when the teacher says "Who has the answer?" and you say you do then you just sit there and smile. 
Keyblade21 Posted: 03:14 May24 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you try to pull a cop over and give him a ticket.
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:23 May24 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you put a pat of butter into a glass of scotch thinking it will make butterscotch.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Keyblade21 Posted: 15:40 May24 2013
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What is a pat? Is it like a dab?
You know you're an idiot when you slam your finger in the door to see if it hurts.
You know you're an idiot when you slam your finger in the door to see if it hurts.
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:54 May25 2013
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A pat is a small amount of butter, usually about 1 ounce (it varies).
You know you're an idiot when you try to make French toast in a toaster.
You know you're an idiot when you try to make French toast in a toaster.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:12 May25 2013
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How much is 1 ounce? Is it the same as a kilogram?
You know you're an idiot when you don't know how much 1 ounce is?
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You know you're an idiot when you don't know how much 1 ounce is?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:32 May26 2013
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I don't know the conversion from ounces to kilograms.
You know you're an idiot when you try to use the microwave to dry your cat.
You know you're an idiot when you try to use the microwave to dry your cat.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 18:43 May26 2013
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You know you're an idiot then you buy cat food even know you don't have a cat.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:45 May26 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you don't buy cat food even though you have a cat.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 18:52 May26 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you spend 5 hours making something and you drop it and ruin it.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:04 May27 2013
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You know you're in idiot when you kiss the dog and pat your wife on the head.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
DragladeFan Posted: 23:57 May27 2013
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A few idiotic things I shall share:
You know you're an idiot when you point a gun at a Ronald McDonald fake (look up "stupid criminals" on YouTube).
You know you're an idiot when you go to jail for a crime.
You know you're an idiot when you go into a room and forget what you went in there for.
You know you're an idiot when you lick a cat attempting to clean it by yourself.
You know you're an idiot when you forget to lock your car.
You know you're an idiot when you stick your cat in the toaster thinking it was Nyan Cat.
You know you're an idiot when you think the Rock- A- Fire Explosion was a real explosion at a place until you see it on YouTube and find out it wasn't.
You know you're an idiot when you now something is going to explode in the microwave but don't bother to stand by.
You know you're an idiot when you're hunting and you think another hunter is a legendary creature and shoot him.
You know you're an idiot when you run in the middle of the street knowing you're going to get hit by a car (like a Crossing Jordan episode).
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You know you're an idiot when you point a gun at a Ronald McDonald fake (look up "stupid criminals" on YouTube).
You know you're an idiot when you go to jail for a crime.
You know you're an idiot when you go into a room and forget what you went in there for.
You know you're an idiot when you lick a cat attempting to clean it by yourself.
You know you're an idiot when you forget to lock your car.
You know you're an idiot when you stick your cat in the toaster thinking it was Nyan Cat.
You know you're an idiot when you think the Rock- A- Fire Explosion was a real explosion at a place until you see it on YouTube and find out it wasn't.
You know you're an idiot when you now something is going to explode in the microwave but don't bother to stand by.
You know you're an idiot when you're hunting and you think another hunter is a legendary creature and shoot him.
You know you're an idiot when you run in the middle of the street knowing you're going to get hit by a car (like a Crossing Jordan episode).
« Last edited by DragladeFan on May 28th 2013 »
I'm now in love with the little "despicable" Minions from Despicable Me. I saw the second film a few weeks ago and loved it and now I adore the Minions as well. They're too cute! Who doesn't love Minions? And I might not have a new sig and avy up for a while since I'm saving Images to my 3DS Camera. Look on Examiner.com to read what they're saying in the first film's credits.
Matt77 Posted: 04:36 May29 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you post heaps of "you know you're an idiot" examples when you're only supposed to post one.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
DragladeFan Posted: 17:21 May29 2013
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Sorry, I read the rules after.
You know you're an idiot when you post one thing on a topic (not this one) and you have to list more than one.
You know you're an idiot when you post one thing on a topic (not this one) and you have to list more than one.
I'm now in love with the little "despicable" Minions from Despicable Me. I saw the second film a few weeks ago and loved it and now I adore the Minions as well. They're too cute! Who doesn't love Minions? And I might not have a new sig and avy up for a while since I'm saving Images to my 3DS Camera. Look on Examiner.com to read what they're saying in the first film's credits.
CrypticWizard Posted: 17:42 May29 2013
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You know you're in idiot when you try to read a book upside down.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 19:18 May29 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you know you're an idiot but continue to be an idiot.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Keyblade21 Posted: 04:48 May30 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you cuff yourself to a pole, thinking you're the bad guy.
CrypticWizard Posted: 09:57 May30 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you try to make a payment on your credit card with another credit card.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
Matt77 Posted: 05:27 Jun03 2013
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You know you're an idiot when you pay for something and steal money accidentally instead of paying.
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
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