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Matt77 Posted: 04:44 Mar02 2013 Post ID: 3220866
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Fruit zombies, so the fruit zombie thought of another plan.But nothing came to mind so he had no choice but to...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 18:32 Mar02 2013 Post ID: 3221046
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...turn himself into a regular zombie, which are immune to the powers of home fries. But the home fries had a backup plan, which was...
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Matt77 Posted: 06:33 Mar03 2013 Post ID: 3221181
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To turn themselves into regular zombie-hating home fries.But there was a slight complication which was...

EDIT 7 years later - I can't believe I spelled slight and which wrong to begin with...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:19 Mar05 2013 Post ID: 3221767
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...the fact that another hungry person had shown up and eaten them all, so they could only be zombie-hating home fries in somebody's digestive system, where they could do nothing to the zombies. But what the eaten home fries didn't realize was that...
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Matt77 Posted: 18:10 Mar05 2013 Post ID: 3221864
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...when they are in someone's digestive system, they can control whoever they're in.But what they still didn't realise was that...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:44 Mar06 2013 Post ID: 3222021
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...that they were actually eaten by a potato zombie, and everyone knows that potato zombies are no match for regular zombies. So the potato zombie and the home fries inside him were killed. Then the regular zombie noticed...
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Matt77 Posted: 18:31 Mar06 2013 Post ID: 3222142
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...that his mother was walking towards him from a far distance.She looked furious and then he saw her spit out eaten home fries.But a brilliant plan came to mind which was...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:43 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222711
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...to eat her brains, since his mother was still a living human and not a zombie. He was about to attack but was stopped in his tracks, dumbfounded, when she said...
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Matt77 Posted: 21:53 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222716
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..."dear, would you like a fry?" The boy knew what the eaten home fries were trying to do.So he decided he would go back to planet...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 21:57 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222720
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...Zebes because he was really a Metroid and was only daydreaming about being a zombie. He really wanted to be in a Resident Evil game since nobody plays Metroid anymore. But he found out Samus Aran had a...

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Matt77 Posted: 22:11 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222727
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...awesome suit and gun.So he decided to go ask Samus for them.But he realised that when she doesn't have her suit on she is...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:17 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222730
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...deathly afraid of Metroids, so she ran away screaming in terror when she saw him. She was no help whatsoever. So he decided to be content with being a Metroid, and he was happy with his life for many years. But this was all brought to an abrupt end when...
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Matt77 Posted: 22:23 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222737
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...he was hovering around and saw a time machine.He got in and went back to when he wanted to eat some oranges.He got out and immediately turned back into a boy.But the boy who was hungry was still alive!So the not-hungry boy decided to...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:27 Mar08 2013 Post ID: 3222740
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...forget about oranges since that was what started all this trouble. Instead, he decided to eat an apple, since there were plenty of apples in the refrigerator. While he was trying to decide if he wanted a red apple or a green apple...
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Matt77 Posted: 00:09 Mar09 2013 Post ID: 3222765
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...or a yellow apple!He now knew that something had changed.This isn't his universe, it is a...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:41 Mar11 2013 Post ID: 3223522
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...dream universe because he had only dreamed about the time machine, and he was still a Metroid. Metroid are notorious for wild dreams. So one day the magic gummy bears decided to voyage out into the wondrous land of the yellow snoofleberry field. There, they met up with a...
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Matt77 Posted: 19:11 Mar11 2013 Post ID: 3223676
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...giant jelly baby who told them they are in grave danger. The magic gummy bears thought it was a silly joke until they saw...

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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:33 Mar11 2013 Post ID: 3223712
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...a hideous pink foofoolopper. To appease this mind-numbingly frightening creature, they has to come up with a...
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Matt77 Posted: 06:45 Mar12 2013 Post ID: 3223798
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...plan to stop the foofooloopper. Then they thought to ask the giant jelly baby for help. He agreed to help but only if..

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:56 Mar12 2013 Post ID: 3223880
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...they could come up with a name to scare the foofoolopper into submission. The name they tried was "Yupination." This didn't work, so the hideous pink foofoolopper was forced to eat the magic gummy bears. But, because of their magic properties...
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