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...they gave the foofoolopper deadly poison. It fell to the ground in a heap. The magic gummy bears came out of the foofoolopper's mouth badly injured but none were dead. Then the metroid woke up thinking what a wonderful and wild dream that was. But then he realised that...

...Samus Aran was coming toward him in her power suit and fully armed. Knowing what she does to Metroids when she sees them, he knew his only chance was to...

...turn himself back into a human.He quickly asked Samus before she killed him if she could help him turn back into a human.He told her the whole story.She was shocked.So she agreed to help him until a man in overalls and wearing a green cap came towards them.His name was...

...Fred, but he said people kept calling him "Luigi" and he was tired of it. So he wanted to get purple overalls. He heard that Samus Aran ran a men's clothing shop in her spare time and asked her if she had any purple overalls in his size. She checked her stockroom and found...

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That Ridley was there! When she came back in a panic, she told them who Ridley is and that he was coming. They were shocked. But suddenly, Fred said"I'm Luigi now and i'm gonna save the day!" But then Ridley looked puzzled because...

...Luigi was from the wrong game, so he just shrugged it off and ate Fred. But while he was eating Fred, that gave Samus time to unveil her new, secret weapon, never before seem in any Metroid game. It was a...

...seniver portal. It sends the recipient into an unknown land. But while Ridley was being transported, he turned it around so the metroid and Samus got sucked in too! They woke up in...

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Atlantic City, circa 1983. They wandered around the city and found a movie theater that was showing the new movie "Return Of The Jedi." The boy and Samus both wanted to go see it. But when they went to buy their tickets...

...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SAMUS ARAN FROM METROID!!!!!!!!! But then everyone was screaming because Ridley was in the sky. He spat out Fred/Luigi and he was still alive! So they rushed over to him but were stopped in their tracks by...

...the realization that they could not have been in 1983 after all, because that was before Metroid and nobody would have known Samus Aran back then. But then Fred, wearing his brand-new purple overalls, demonstrated a power that Mario and Luigi never had, which was...

...a super quantum freezer! So Fred, now called himself Waluigi because of the purple overalls. That was how Waluigi got into Mario games. So in the year 2004, Waluigi used the super quantum freezer on Ridley. He became a black and white trophy. But then they realised that...

...freezing Ridley would be how the frozen Ridley got into Metroid Fusion. The problem was, that game was released two years before 2004. Yhey didn't have any way to send him back in time to put him in that game, so instead they used him as...

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...bait for terrorists! When their planes flew in, they crashed into Ridley by accident. He and the terrorists were dead. But they still needed to come up with a plan to get Ridley back to 2002. So they...

...remember the seniver portal that got them here in the first place. But when they went to use the portal, it turned out it that it was damaged. After checking out the portal, Samus discovered that the part it needed was...

...inside Ridley! So they all grabbed kitchen knives and started stabbing Ridley but Waluigi called out "Don't stab him! This is the year Meta Ridley got into Metroid!" So they stopped. Then Samus asked the boy, "What's your name anyway?" The boy said "My name is...

...none of your business. And stop calling me a boy! I happen to be a girl Metroid!" (Metroid names can't be pronounced by humans anyway) But they still needed the part for the seniver portal. Then Samus remember a special feature of her new suit, which gave the ability to...

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...create an exact copy of any object. So Samus used it to copy the piece of the seniver portal. They could finally go back to 2097. But then the metroid, Samus and Waluigi all realised that this was a parallel universe! Then behind them, a tall figure stood saying...

...something they couldn't understand, because he was speaking Japanese backwards. Of course, this was no problem because, as it turned out, he wasn't talking to them anyway. Then Waluigi flipped a switch they hadn't noticed on the portal that would not only send them back to their right time but also their right universe. But before they entered the portal, a man named Quinn Mallory appeared, who told them...

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..."I don't think so." They all looked puzzled. "You've messed with time too much already and you're NOT messing with it anymore!", he yelled. Samus was fed up with him so she sent him back to the year 83 BC. But the girl metroid realised that in the year 83 BC, the great war of...

...kiwis and oranges dated back to that year. But that was on another planet, so Quinn had nothing to worry about. And since he already his own successful television show called "Sliders," he was able to jump to yet another alternate universe. Meanwhile, Samus, the Metroid, and Luigi were busy getting...