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This Lonely God, his name is actually Tara. Yes, I know what you're thinking, how can a man's name be Tara. Forget about it. It just is. Tara decided to...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
...Terra decided to go eat some fast food. However, he quickly realised that the local KFC had banned dine in due to the coronavirus, a nasty viral infection that originated from Planet Earth in 2020; 50 years ago, and has spread throughout most of the Milkyway Galaxy. He begrudgingly ordered take away and left, to go and...
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~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Stuff his fat face in his car. He had order the quadruple down, with features four fried chicken filets with bacon, cheese and sauce in between each piece. No bun, 5000 calories. Unfortunately, after eating it, the hot one known as Terra...
...had to make a trip to the bathroom. This is a common occurrence of Terra's. This time the food exited through the mouth, and he did not make it to the bathroom in time. In fact, the nearest bathroom was roughly a 2-day car drive away!
With the food having left Terra through his mouth, he returned to KFC to get and eat yet another quadruple down. This one stayed down, at least until then next day when....
...he drank too much rum and whisky. He was depressed, since his favourite sports team the Sanzano Warriors drafted a punter with the number 1 overall pick.
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
...jump off. Which he proceeded to do. But to his amazement, he woke up with only a few bumps and bruises. He wasn't in the afterlife, and appeared completely alive. 10 seconds later...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
...Terra got up and asked the stranger, a woman, out on a date. It is common practice on this planet to inexplicably ask others on dates. The stranger said yes immediately, and they headed to the nearest cafe. The stranger, who's name was...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
...bought Terra some tinned spaghetti. Seen as a luxury food, Terra was very thankful that Terra had gone to all this effort. After the waiter gave Terra the bill, Terra asked Terra whether she wanted to go back to his 'place'. The only issue was that...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
Terra has a rule about not going back to someone's place on the very first date. However, that doesn't mean they couldn't go back to her place, which they do. There...
...they encountered Terra's parents. But oddly, these were Terra's parents, not Terra's. Terra wondered why his parents were at a stranger's house. So did Terra. As Terra's Dad explained,...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
The two Terra's were switched at birth, making everything the same except for the fact that they have different parents, which explains why his parents were there since they wanted to see their daughter for the first time. After the encounter, the two Terras go to his place to continue...
...eating the spaghetti. They did, and both enjoyed it. Terra suggested moving to the bedroom. Terra quickly said yes, but just after getting excited, he remembered that a meteor had destroyed his bedroom. So they forgot about that idea, and left to...
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~
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