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CrypticWizard Posted: 14:47 Jul13 2019 Post ID: 3448278
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He was so upset about this that he let the thread die.
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
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Warrior13 Posted: 21:13 Apr11 2020 Post ID: 3450407
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And then a Lonely God appeared...
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Matt77 Posted: 12:14 Apr18 2020 Post ID: 3450455
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This Lonely God, his name is actually Tara. Yes, I know what you're thinking, how can a man's name be Tara. Forget about it. It just is. Tara decided to...

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Warrior13 Posted: 12:58 Apr18 2020 Post ID: 3450461
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Change his name to Terra because everyone knows the hot ones always spell their name Terra and not Tara. From there...
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Matt77 Posted: 11:39 Apr22 2020 Post ID: 3450502
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...Terra decided to go eat some fast food. However, he quickly realised that the local KFC had banned dine in due to the coronavirus, a nasty viral infection that originated from Planet Earth in 2020; 50 years ago, and has spread throughout most of the Milkyway Galaxy. He begrudgingly ordered take away and left, to go and...

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Warrior13 Posted: 12:37 Apr22 2020 Post ID: 3450504
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Stuff his fat face in his car. He had order the quadruple down, with features four fried chicken filets with bacon, cheese and sauce in between each piece. No bun, 5000 calories. Unfortunately, after eating it, the hot one known as Terra...
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Matt77 Posted: 07:06 Apr26 2020 Post ID: 3450553
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...had to make a trip to the bathroom. This is a common occurrence of Terra's. This time the food exited through the mouth, and he did not make it to the bathroom in time. In fact, the nearest bathroom was roughly a 2-day car drive away!

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:12 Apr26 2020 Post ID: 3450555
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With the food having left Terra through his mouth, he returned to KFC to get and eat yet another quadruple down. This one stayed down, at least until then next day when....
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Matt77 Posted: 08:50 Apr26 2020 Post ID: 3450557
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...he drank too much rum and whisky. He was depressed, since his favourite sports team the Sanzano Warriors drafted a punter with the number 1 overall pick.

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:52 Apr26 2020 Post ID: 3450558
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With no hope left, he ascended to the rooftop of his twenty story apartment building to...
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Matt77 Posted: 04:26 Apr27 2020 Post ID: 3450563
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...jump off. Which he proceeded to do. But to his amazement, he woke up with only a few bumps and bruises. He wasn't in the afterlife, and appeared completely alive. 10 seconds later...

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:28 Apr27 2020 Post ID: 3450565
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A person walked by. Seeing Terra still lying on the ground, the stranger says "Whoops" as he passes. Then...
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Matt77 Posted: 11:38 Apr27 2020 Post ID: 3450567
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...Terra got up and asked the stranger, a woman, out on a date. It is common practice on this planet to inexplicably ask others on dates. The stranger said yes immediately, and they headed to the nearest cafe. The stranger, who's name was...

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Warrior13 Posted: 11:49 Apr27 2020 Post ID: 3450568
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Also Terra, liked Terra at first glance, so much so that she...
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Matt77 Posted: 22:50 Apr27 2020 Post ID: 3450571
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...bought Terra some tinned spaghetti. Seen as a luxury food, Terra was very thankful that Terra had gone to all this effort. After the waiter gave Terra the bill, Terra asked Terra whether she wanted to go back to his 'place'. The only issue was that...

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:24 Apr28 2020 Post ID: 3450575
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Terra has a rule about not going back to someone's place on the very first date. However, that doesn't mean they couldn't go back to her place, which they do. There...

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Matt77 Posted: 09:37 Apr28 2020 Post ID: 3450576
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...they encountered Terra's parents. But oddly, these were Terra's parents, not Terra's. Terra wondered why his parents were at a stranger's house. So did Terra. As Terra's Dad explained,...

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Warrior13 Posted: 08:03 Apr29 2020 Post ID: 3450580
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The two Terra's were switched at birth, making everything the same except for the fact that they have different parents, which explains why his parents were there since they wanted to see their daughter for the first time. After the encounter, the two Terras go to his place to continue...
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Matt77 Posted: 08:15 Apr29 2020 Post ID: 3450582
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...eating the spaghetti. They did, and both enjoyed it. Terra suggested moving to the bedroom. Terra quickly said yes, but just after getting excited, he remembered that a meteor had destroyed his bedroom. So they forgot about that idea, and left to...

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Warrior13 Posted: 12:48 Apr29 2020 Post ID: 3450586
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Go to the nearest hotel. Once there, they...

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